chat with a stranger

[jamf]

This will probably be my last post before getting banned.
It's been a pleasure spending the last few years with everyone!

Stranger: hey.
You: Hello
You: I'm going to lose my virginity today
You: Woohooo!
Stranger: sounds like fun.
You: Well... it could be
Stranger: can i come.
You: Sure, You want to be an admin too?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: 18?alright!
You: I think so, But I will ask matty if you are too old.
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: are you a dude.
You: yes
Stranger: who's matty.
Stranger: ahh duddeee wtf
Stranger: grrooossss
You: he's the admin
You: he says if I give up the booty
You: I will be admin
Stranger: ur gay????
Stranger: wtf?!?!
You: no
You: but I really wanna be admin
Stranger: dude.sick.
You: and smoooty says he's really small so it wont hurt
Stranger: you are gayy
Stranger: wtff
You: no
You: I will pretend i'm getting a checkup at the doctors
Stranger: hakunamatata, bitches.
You: That's what I said!
Stranger: i like where this is going.
You: gay sex or disney references?
Stranger: you are gay!
Stranger: eeewwwwwwww
Your conversational partner has disconnected.