Cooley Mocks Witten and Romo

[Miller101]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

Huh? Lets look at the similarities.

1. He's a white guy that at one point or another has sported an afro

2. He's big into drinking and partying (the video can probably atest to that).

3. He has a jersey number in the 40's

4. He's arguably our best skilled offensive player.

5. He came from the middle of nowhere (Riggins-Kansas, Cooley-Utah)

6. He plays with reckless abandon.

Trust me the guy definitely is this generations John Riggins. I'm just surprised it hasn't been pointed out earlier. As far as the video is concerned I thought it was kind of lame which is kind of surprising because usually his stuff is pretty funny.

And don't forget...................He steps onto the podium during fan appreciation day..............DRUNK! And proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. One of the funniest things I'd seen in my life. He also bangs a Redskins cheerleader! Cashes his million dollar signing bonus check through the drive in window. Hey, We can go on and on. And SkinDogg if you want Cooley to tell Sonia to "loosen up baby"...................just give him your $1000 plate tickets then see what happens.

[44Deezel]

Originally Posted by Miller101

And don't forget...................He steps onto the podium during fan appreciation day..............DRUNK! And proceeds to make a complete ass out of himself. One of the funniest things I'd seen in my life. He also bangs a Redskins cheerleader! Cashes his million dollar signing bonus check through the drive in window. Hey, We can go on and on. And SkinDogg if you want Cooley to tell Sonia to "loosen up baby"...................just give him your $1000 plate tickets then see what happens.

Don't forget his dong all over the Internet.

[Schneed10]

How can anyone not think this is cool?

It's a professional football player taking a shot, or at least poking fun at, a player from an archrival.

In an era where pro sports has seen rivalries diminished thanks to free agency and players working out in the offseason together, this harkens back to the good old days when George Allen and Joe Gibbs understood that beating Dallas means the world.

If Cooley gets Witten, Romo and the rest of the Cowboys all pissed off, I say GOOD. That's the way it's supposed to be.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

How can anyone not think this is cool?

It's a professional football player taking a shot, or at least poking fun at, a player from an archrival.

In an era where pro sports has seen rivalries diminished thanks to free agency and players working out in the offseason together, this harkens back to the good old days when George Allen and Joe Gibbs understood that beating Dallas means the world.

If Cooley gets Witten, Romo and the rest of the Cowboys all pissed off, I say GOOD. That's the way it's supposed to be.

Here! Here! Piss'em off then kick their ass.

[Miller101]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Here! Here! Piss'em off then kick their ass.

And they better play this video on the jumbotron at FedEx!!!!! Just to piss them off some more!

[SkinDogg]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

How can anyone not think this is cool?

It's a professional football player taking a shot, or at least poking fun at, a player from an archrival.

In an era where pro sports has seen rivalries diminished thanks to free agency and players working out in the offseason together, this harkens back to the good old days when George Allen and Joe Gibbs understood that beating Dallas means the world.

If Cooley gets Witten, Romo and the rest of the Cowboys all pissed off, I say GOOD. That's the way it's supposed to be.

1. Not cool. Talking smack when he's on the losing team of the rivalry? God forbid Romo tears our secondary apart...

2. George Allen and Joe Gibbs created/stoked the rivalry by keeping their heads down and did their talking on the field. Especially Joe.

3. Piss off the Cowboys? Why give them an incentive/momentum to beat us?!!! See Answer #1.

4. Look, I'm all for smack, but until we dominant the division, Cooley needs to shut it, because frankly i didn't see a lot of Chaos from the Captain last year. Did you?

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

1. Not cool. Talking smack when he's on the losing team of the rivalry? God forbid Romo tears our secondary apart...

Isn't our record pretty even the last 10 games against them

2. George Allen and Joe Gibbs created/stoked the rivalry by keeping their heads down and did their talking on the field. Especially Joe.

One word...Camouflage...And didn't Gibbs says he hates the color blue upon his return to coaching?

3. Piss off the Cowboys? Why give them an incentive/momentum to beat us?!!! See Answer #1.

They probably have incentive already

4. Look, I'm all for smack, but until we dominant the division, Cooley needs to shut it, because frankly i didn't see a lot of Chaos from the Captain last year. Did you?

Cooley had a pretty damn good season last year. Unfortunately, for some all they see is the lack of TDs

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

Agreed. Not very original

[Trample the Elderly]

Cooley should keep his mouth shut about dropping balls.

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

1. Not cool. Talking smack when he's on the losing team of the rivalry? God forbid Romo tears our secondary apart...

2. George Allen and Joe Gibbs created/stoked the rivalry by keeping their heads down and did their talking on the field. Especially Joe.

3. Piss off the Cowboys? Why give them an incentive/momentum to beat us?!!! See Answer #1.

4. Look, I'm all for smack, but until we dominant the division, Cooley needs to shut it, because frankly i didn't see a lot of Chaos from the Captain last year. Did you?

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

You do know that Cooley and Witten are friends, right? Just checking. I'm sure you've played a prank on your friends before. If you haven't, then you need to.

[hooskins]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

1. Not cool. Talking smack when he's on the losing team of the rivalry? God forbid Romo tears our secondary apart...

2. George Allen and Joe Gibbs created/stoked the rivalry by keeping their heads down and did their talking on the field. Especially Joe.

3. Piss off the Cowboys? Why give them an incentive/momentum to beat us?!!! See Answer #1.

4. Look, I'm all for smack, but until we dominant the division, Cooley needs to shut it, because frankly i didn't see a lot of Chaos from the Captain last year. Did you?

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

That is the only thing I agree with.

The rest..well.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

However, if you dump Jessica Simpson, there may be some truth to it.

[Miller101]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

Are you kidding me?!?!?!??! ITS FREAKIN HILARIOUS MAN! Its got a nice Zing to it. And look at Romo for once....................He looks like a homo! DUH!

[MTK]

Originally Posted by SkinDogg

1. Not cool. Talking smack when he's on the losing team of the rivalry? God forbid Romo tears our secondary apart...

2. George Allen and Joe Gibbs created/stoked the rivalry by keeping their heads down and did their talking on the field. Especially Joe.

3. Piss off the Cowboys? Why give them an incentive/momentum to beat us?!!! See Answer #1.

4. Look, I'm all for smack, but until we dominant the division, Cooley needs to shut it, because frankly i didn't see a lot of Chaos from the Captain last year. Did you?

5. That Romo/Homo thing is so played out and so damn juvenile.

I think you need to check your definition of smack talk. This is child's play and not serious bulletin board type of material. Cooley and Witten are cool with each other off the field and I'm sure Witten laughed this off as Cooley being the goof that he is.

Regarding Romo/Homo, sure it's played out and juvenille. Kinda like Deadskins, or Foreskins.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I think you need to check your definition of smack talk. This is child's play and not serious bulletin board type of material. Cooley and Witten are cool with each other off the field and I'm sure Witten laughed this off as Cooley being the goof that he is.

Regarding Romo/Homo, sure it's played out and juvenille. Kinda like Deadskins, or Foreskins.

The CEO where I work is a Raiders fan and says this. I hate it more than anything. Of course, I always get to ask him how his team did with a smirk, so...

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Not only that, Cooley has AMAZING hands. Everyone drops passes but I would say he has one of the top sets of hands in the NFL.