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Old 08-10-2009, 01:46 PM   #1
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Re: Cris Collinsworth is Smug Punk

I've heard that Collinsworth's poo smells like lilacs and kittens.
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:15 PM   #2
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Re: Cris Collinsworth is Smug Punk

i say bring back theisman.
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:24 PM   #3
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i say bring back theisman.
Theismann's got a show starting this Friday on AM 980 WTEM, every weekday morning after a Redskins game. Could end up being a full time morning radio show

I'm indifferent to Collinsworth...and that's all I'll say about him

As for Jaws, I've mentioned it before, the best thing about him is that he talks that way off camera
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Old 08-10-2009, 06:16 PM   #4
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Theismann's got a show starting this Friday on AM 980 WTEM, every weekday morning after a Redskins game. Could end up being a full time morning radio show

I'm indifferent to Collinsworth...and that's all I'll say about him

As for Jaws, I've mentioned it before, the best thing about him is that he talks that way off camera

so is it actually every morning of the week or is it only the morning after the game? if it is every morning then i'm happy for him, i think he kinda got the shaft on his tv gig. what stinks though, is i don't believe i get that radio station down here in chesapeake.
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:15 PM   #5
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so is it actually every morning of the week or is it only the morning after the game? if it is every morning then i'm happy for him, i think he kinda got the shaft on his tv gig. what stinks though, is i don't believe i get that radio station down here in chesapeake.
Right now only the morning after a game, but it could expand to every weekday morning
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so is it actually every morning of the week or is it only the morning after the game? if it is every morning then i'm happy for him, i think he kinda got the shaft on his tv gig. what stinks though, is i don't believe i get that radio station down here in chesapeake.
See this is where I disagree. I think JT deserved it. I love him as a Skin, but in the box didn't seem to know a whole ton. Just my two cents.
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Old 08-10-2009, 05:18 PM   #7
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Re: Cris Collinsworth is Smug Punk

I couldn't agree more. I read this thread title and thought, "yeah, and?" I've felt this way about him for a long time. I hate that he's a Gator. He is such a smug ass. He seems to take pleasure in talking down about teams/players/coaches. He may know his X's and O's, but I absolutely loathe listening to him.

Speaking of Gators, I was in the same bar as him a few years ago right after a Florida home game in Gainesville... You wanna talk about arrogant? He had a holier than thou attitude like you wouldn't believe. Maybe that's when my dislike for the man began. All I know is I'm bummed I have to listen to him in place of Madden.

Since someone brought it up, I love Jaws. Even though he's an Eagle, as far as breaking down X's and O's on the fly from the booth there's no one better IMO. The guy knows the game as a player and analyst, and spends tons of time at NFL Films watching hour after hour of game tape. He knows what's up and he isn't a jerk about it.
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I've heard that Collinsworth's poo smells like lilacs and kittens.
And when he farts, sunshine and rainbows come out of his ass...
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