3 wishes

[Trample the Elderly]

I would want to know who's giving me the wishes first. Nothing is for free.

(1) I'm poor for a reason. If you gave me money I'd probably blow it, no matter how much you gave me. My body wouldn't be able to take 24 / 7 Pabst Blue Ribbons, Northern Lights, and Philly Cheese Steak.

(2) I'm mortal for a reason. If I had the power of a God I'd probably try to act like one. Nero wouldn't have anything on me.

(3) The world is the way it is for a reason. No matter what my good intentions, by me interfering in the affairs of others (with nature) I'd probably make things worst than what they were.

I would like to know how the Pyramids were actually built and how they moved all of those megalithic stones in South America. I want to know the secrets of Coral Castle.