F...People that take the middle urinal

[firstdown]

NOW THIS IS FUNNY

I worked for this a$$ and we had a ware house area then his office area and bathrooms. Well above the office and bathroom area was storage. Well one day while I was up there I noticed the bathroom vent hose that went from the floor to the ceiling and then a few minutes latter I notice an AC vent in my bosses office that was never hooked up. So I got a ladder and disconected the hose from the ceiling and hooked it up to the AC vent over my bosses desk. So now everytime some would go the bathroom and cut on the vent it ran right into his office. Our boss would come running out of his office and say stuff like you guys are rank or someone need to go to the doctor. It was best when he had someone in his office so they would think it was him stinking up the office. This went on for a month and when I quit I told him what I did as I was driving off.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by firstdown

NOW THIS IS FUNNY

I worked for this a$$ and we had a ware house area then his office area and bathrooms. Well above the office and bathroom area was storage. Well one day while I was up there I noticed the bathroom vent hose that went from the floor to the ceiling and then a few minutes latter I notice an AC vent in my bosses office that was never hooked up. So I got a ladder and disconected the hose from the ceiling and hooked it up to the AC vent over my bosses desk. So now everytime some would go the bathroom and cut on the vent it ran right into his office. Our boss would come running out of his office and say stuff like you guys are rank or someone need to go to the doctor. It was best when he had someone in his office so they would think it was him stinking up the office. This went on for a month and when I quit I told him what I did as I was driving off.

That's pretty damn funny

[MonkFan4Life]

OMG firstdown that is HILARIOUS !!!!! You shouldn't have told him. Just let it ride.

gibbsisgood I have an answer to your dilema. I have that problem myself usually if I have a lot of vegetables, oatmeal, Chipotle, pizza, or anything that usually is a catalyst for Taking A Gangsta, a violent gansta if you will. Squidder as my cousins used to call this particular type of deuce. You flush as the wave is hitting you. Therefore hiding the sound but if you time it wrong then the echo can be quite embarrasing. We have the industrial suck your ass in type pressure here so it's so loud that it hides the sound and the cool water relieves the steaming hot pain that you are dealing with because of this kind of Poo.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

OMG firstdown that is HILARIOUS !!!!! You shouldn't have told him. Just let it ride.

gibbsisgood I have an answer to your dilema. I have that problem myself usually if I have a lot of vegetables, oatmeal, Chipotle, pizza, or anything that usually is a catalyst for Taking A Gangsta, a violent gansta if you will. Squidder as my cousins used to call this particular type of deuce. You flush as the wave is hitting you. Therefore hiding the sound but if you time it wrong then the echo can be quite embarrasing. We have the industrial suck your ass in type pressure here so it's so loud that it hides the sound and the cool water relieves the steaming hot pain that you are dealing with because of this kind of Poo.

The only reason I told him is because I wanted him to know who pulled that prank on him and they were closing that office in a week anyways.

[BDBohnzie]

@MonkFan4Life - thanks for turning it up a notch. I've got tears...

[MonkFan4Life]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

@MonkFan4Life - thanks for turning it up a notch. I've got tears...

Thanks I try my best

[FRPLG]

Ok this thread has become required reading.

[jamf]

For all you stall Pissers, See my post:
http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...t-pissers.html

[BleedBurgundy]

I thought of this thread last night while at the pub. I walked down the stairs to the bathroom and there were probably like 6 or 7 dudes all going to the same place at the same time. As we go through the door, it was like fighter jets in formation, each of us automatically went to alternating urinals, leaving a one pisser buffer in between. Just one of those things that no one is "taught," we all just know...

[dmek25]

welcome to the monkfan4life comedy show

[MonkFan4Life]

Thanks dmek !

Remember to tip your servers please !

[over the mountain]

i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today.

he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him".

sounded funnier in person . .

go skins!!

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

i just heard a funny bathroom story from a co-worker about a bathroom incident he ahd today.

he went into the bathroom, there was one guy in a stall. then another guy comes in and takes the stall next to him (theres only three). so the first guy in the stall says "hey whats up", the second guy says "ahh nothing", then the guy in the first stall says "you wanna get something to eat?". the second guy says something like "dude i dont even know you". then the guy in first stall says "hold on honey some asshole thinks im talking to him".

sounded funnier in person . .

go skins!!

I've heard that before, but it's still funny.

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

I've heard that before, but it's still funny.

yeah i kinda called the guy out on it too, saying that seems like something ive heard or should have heard before. he stuck to his story thoo. . .

[saden1]

now that's funny!