Laron Landry Grinds My Gears

[saden1]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

You know what grinds my gears? The Redskins waterboys. They've gotta be the worst in the league. I can't count how many times I saw thirsty Redskins and the waterboys just dragging their asses. C'mon hustle, get that water dished out!

You notice that too? Some of those punks didn't even have towels ready for players as they came off the field.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by saden1

You notice that too? Some of those punks didn't even have towels ready for players as they came off the field.

See, that right there is totally the fault of Vinny and Lil' Danny with a little help from Zorn. Did you know that we traded three young waterboys that we had been developing to New England for Brady's personal towel washer? Then, Zorn has the guy sitting in the locker organizing towels rather than keeping Jason's hand's dry. You know what happened - Jason's hands weren't "Brady soft & dry", Osi strips the ball, game over.

Epic, epic fail.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by saden1

You notice that too? Some of those punks didn't even have towels ready for players as they came off the field.

I saw one miss the guys mouth and squirted water right in the players face. Not sure if was because we were loosing or he was just a bad shot.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by firstdown

I saw one miss the guys mouth and squirted water right in the players face. Not sure if was because we were loosing or he was just a bad shot.

Probably lack of focus. That and they get paid crazy money, I heard they make $8/hr. The money goes to their heads.