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Old 09-25-2009, 12:54 PM   #1
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Re: F...People that take the middle urinal

I agree with OTM as well. Just take a crap who cares everyone does it. Also, a lot of you guys better not end up in jail or boot camp because you will be in a whole lot of hurt trying to hold in your poop there.

Also who here use the paper "guard", toliet seat cover, or worst makes one out of TP on the seat? If you use that your man card should be taken away! Seriously are you afraid your little boom boom is going to get yucky germs, awe!
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:59 PM   #2
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I agree with OTM as well. Just take a crap who cares everyone does it. Also, a lot of you guys better not end up in jail or boot camp because you will be in a whole lot of hurt trying to hold in your poop there.

Also who here use the paper "guard", toliet seat cover, or worst makes one out of TP on the seat? If you use that your man card should be taken away! Seriously are you afraid your little boom boom is going to get yucky germs, awe!
You've got to be joking. I guess I need to give up my man card. Not. IMO it's not manly to sit on a nasty toilet seat in a public restroom where only God knows what kind of filth is festering. It's stupid actually. If you like putting your bare ass/legs on something that has other men's fecal matter, piss, and whatever else lingering on it... well...

I can deal with dropping a deuce in a public restroom, but I'm damn sure gonna make sure there is a layer between me and that seat.
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Old 09-25-2009, 01:56 PM   #3
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I agree with OTM as well. Just take a crap who cares everyone does it. Also, a lot of you guys better not end up in jail or boot camp because you will be in a whole lot of hurt trying to hold in your poop there.

Also who here use the paper "guard", toliet seat cover, or worst makes one out of TP on the seat? If you use that your man card should be taken away! Seriously are you afraid your little boom boom is going to get yucky germs, awe!
I use the paper guard when I'm at a public restroom and I do make them with toilet paper unless I'm in a Code Brown situation. Then and only then do I just hope I don't walk away with crabs.
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I use the paper guard when I'm at a public restroom and I do make them with toilet paper unless I'm in a Code Brown situation. Then and only then do I just hope I don't walk away with crabs.
The only time I use these are in NJ. (on the way TO NY this weekend).


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