F...People that take the middle urinal

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by MonkFan4Life

LOL !!!!!!! I've done that to my son as well ! I can't put him his crib cause the little guy can almost climb out of his crib. So he's got to take the L and sit in there with me. I have to look at his shit so he can sit in there with me.

It's funny when my son tales a shit though because he'll be running top speed and then he'll stop and stand still for a couple of seconds with this blank look on his face. We know he's done when he starts moving around again.

Other then sleeping that is the only time he stops running, is when he poops. So funny!

[MonkFan4Life]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Other then sleeping that is the only time he stops running, is when he poops. So funny!

Pretty much because I don't know when he pisses. When he gets tired the little fuker just turns it up a notch. I swear, the boy will rub his eyes and hop up running top speed just to stagger from side to side til he falls. But let him have to take a gangsta and he's still. The funniest is when he sqauts. All he needs is s newspaper and he'll be set.

And Joe you were SPOT ON ! I might have to add

-if you don't want to have to clean shit out of your fingernails.
-if you dont want to see shit come out of an ass
-if you don't want to HAVE to touch shit to take your childs clothes off only to reveal more shit which the child will touch and then touch their face and while you are trying to clean their hands it gets in their hair and your hands.

Have children because then you get to laugh when its all over !!!!