The Hangover

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

So did the Lions equal Mr. Chow? Locked up in the trunk and just emerged to wreck shop?

No, the sad part is that the Lions were the tiger (did I just blow your F'ing mind with that). The pounding we're hearing from the trunk is actually our upcoming 3 primetime games in FedEx verse the cowboys, eagles, and giants. Their annoying fans will take over FedEx and it feel like we're getting beat to a pulp by a tiny naked Asian man.

And beating Tampa this week will be like marrying Heather Graham. Yes, it'll be cool to say you're married to such a hot chick, but then you'll find out she's a stripper/hooker and she already has a baby.

Now I must stop before I ruin the whole movie for those fools who haven't seen it yet.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

No, the sad part is that the Lions were the tiger (did I just blow your F'ing mind with that). The pounding we're hearing from the trunk is actually our upcoming 3 primetime games in FedEx verse the cowboys, eagles, and giants. Their annoying fans will take over FedEx and it feel like we're getting beat to a pulp by a tiny naked Asian man.

And beating Tampa this week will be like marrying Heather Graham. Yes, it'll be cool to say you're married to such a hot chick, but then you'll find out she's a stripper/hooker and she already has a baby.

Now I must stop before I ruin the whole movie for those fools who haven't seen it yet.

Should we have put cinnamon all over our uniforms? Tigers hate cinnamon.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Should we have put cinnamon all over our uniforms? Tigers hate cinnamon.

We must have had pepper on instead.