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Old 10-19-2009, 10:32 AM   #10
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Re: You're Dan Snyder, what's your move?

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Ok let's role play and pretend to be Dan Snyder.

Scary thing is I'm sure a lot of us could do a better job at being Dan Snyder than Dan Snyder can, so here goes.

If I'm Snyder, the day the season ends Zorn is gone. Here's my termination discussion with him, Jimmy I'm sorry things didn't work out. I have to apologize for putting you in a tough situation for a first time head coach. You were in over your head and that was my fault. I wish you the best, but we have to move in another direction.

The second thing I'm doing is calling up Vinny and saying, sorry pal but our way clearly isn't working. We've tried big name coaches, big name players, now it's time to try a big time GM. See you on the racquetball court.

Now, the third thing I do is dial up Bill Polian in Indy. I'm saying Bill, I've got a blank check here with your name on it. I will make you the highest paid GM in the history of sports. I'm giving you 100% autonomy and control to build and run this franchise. Build me a winner. If he turns me down I'm saying, is your son there... can I talk with him?
Wow, your a dick Matty Snyder. I Vinny have been by your side through thick and thin. I pointed out how M.Schottenheimer was trying to take over everything and you let him fire me. When you realized it you brought me back. Who else, name one person, who else is going to tell you like it is? Give you good advise? Your going to throw our 9 season realationship out the window like that? Like I'm the baby with the bath water? Ya know what? screw you Matty Snyder.
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