Tiger Asks for Mulligan; Promises to Keep Driver in Bag

[DynamiteRave]

You know if he wanted privacy he could've avoided this whole thing by keeping his wang in his pants and not using it as a divining rod to find the scuzziest looking chick in the room to take to bed.

Before this the dude had all the privacy in the world (in terms of being a celebrity. i.e. He didn't have paparazzi following him around) When you have a clean record, nobody really cares too much about what you do with your life.

It's when they find out your scum that they probe for all the juicy details.