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Old 02-12-2010, 04:15 PM   #1
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OK, so basically this is another thing coming to a head along with my road rage. Most of you know I work in a university (specifically a university where 99% of the students drive cars worth over forty-thousand dollars). So the grounds crew here has just started digging out the snow to where the walkways are maybe 1-2 people across. Just like a two-way highway, I'm walking on the right, and someone is walking towards me on the right.

Lately, these assholes are walking 2-3 people across and just keep on plowing ahead either expecting me to get out of the way rather than get behind each other or just don't give a crap.

I'm someone who doesn't like to cause problems and basically step off the sidewalk into snow so that the BFFs can keep their hands on each other's asses. Yesterday I got so fed up by it that I refused to move and drove a shoulder so hard into a kid he almost fell down and I just kept on walking. Next person who doesn't respect SOME kind of etiquette next time gets head-butted.

I know this sounds bitter, but get into a line if we're passing each other at the same time, THEN you can go back to 2-3 wide again.
This happens to me all the time in the city where I work. I keep walking forward too. Usually at the last possible second, the ghetto youth split ways to avoid touching whitey.
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Old 02-12-2010, 11:20 PM   #2
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Re: F...Idiots Who Walk Stupid

who walk stupidly*
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Old 02-13-2010, 12:09 AM   #3
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who walk stupidly*
so I wasn't the only one bothered by that haha
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:37 AM   #4
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who walk stupidly*
I'm glad someone finally noticed. It was totally intentional and now people only think that it looks like I'M the idiot.

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I'm glad someone finally noticed. It was totally intentional and now people only think that it looks like I'M the idiot.

nice save

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nice save



Now look over here!
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Old 02-14-2010, 11:25 AM   #7
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I'm glad someone finally noticed. It was totally intentional and now people only think that it looks like I'M the idiot.

is this kind of like when Pee Wee Herman wrecked his bike, and said i tried that
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Re: F...Idiots Who Walk Stupid

Lol, Almost forgot this existed:
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