Big Ben accused of sexual assault

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

credskins, your on point. they would need a warrant to take a DNA sample from ben unless he consents. of course, logic dictates that if they want a sample from ben they must have some dna fluid on the alleged victim to compare it to.

im guessin he was gettin head, (something happens), she hits her head.

for the location the appropriate phrase for (something happens) would have to be sh*t happens.