Sweet Video of a Drunk Jerry Jones talking about Tebow and Parcells

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Originally Posted by Cooley1

OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

Dude, your stupidity was staying in. If they are going to kiss that dinosaur you could have had a threesome!

Just tell them that Jimmy Johnson gave you some extenze!!! (Btw and endorser named "Jimmy Johnson" for an enhancement product. Hollywood couldn't have scripted it any better....)