Cleverbot

[Dirtbag59]

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because A: They remind me of Christmas B: They keep my feet warm.

User: That makes sense.

Cleverbot: Of course. I don't make it a habit to say nonsensical things. Do you?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: How is cybele doing.

User: I don't know anyone by that name.

Cleverbot: Where did you hear that name from?

User: From you.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: Just now.

Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?

User: Like you?

Cleverbot: No. I am human, but a television is not human.

User: I think you're sadly mistaken.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: It's ok, we all make mistakes.

Cleverbot: It is not a mistake, it is just a fact.

User: Is that right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good to know.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Where's my friend Jim.

Cleverbot: Your resent?

User: No. Jim, where is he?

Cleverbot: You just said you have 2 dogs!

User: No I just want to know where Jim is. Anyway new topic. I think Smootsmack is plotting against me.

Cleverbot: Handle, as in take care of or are capable of dealing with, or handle the end of an instrument that is manipulated by the hand?

User: Yeah, and that insturment is Smootsmack. He's always telling me what do. Oh and don't get me started on GTripp and his crazy numbers.

Cleverbot: Do you have my cold?

User: No but I'll tell you who does. SlinginSammy33, guy is always sick with the best info.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Greg and I don't have a beard.

User: That reminds me, even though I've never seen him I think that MattyK72 has a beard. Not sure about Matty though. Kind of weird though they're both different people yet they have very similar screen names.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: A little of both actually.

Cleverbot: *yiff*.

User: I know pretty rad. You know who's rad? Not GMScud. Stinking Florida fan, GO DAWGS!

Cleverbot: I don't like sting's singing.

User: Yeah, kind of sounds like Quakes band.

Cleverbot: I am very lazy.

User: Like CRedskinRules, yeah, guy always did seem pretty lazy if you ask me.

Cleverbot: Like you?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Lazy.

Cleverbot: Me too. I need a time machine.

User: You know who also needs a time machine? That liberal nut job Saden. It's not a political thread until Saden invokes the will of Lord Obama.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Isn't it obvious?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I guess thats the difference between me and you, or you and I, which ever one is grammatically correct

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am the machine and you are the human.

User: You know who's not human? 53Fan, I think he's a so called 'cleverbot.'.

Cleverbot: Yes I can google stuff. But I don't know who Tommy G is.

User: Tommy G is the nickname I have for Angry, who ironically is pretty mellow for a guy that calls himself angry. He claims that the rest of us can say we're pissed off but we can't say we're angry.

Cleverbot: Is that your name.

User: No my name is...never mind it's not important. Oh well at least I wasn't dumb enough to name myself Buster.

Cleverbot: Well i'm human too ! You know what that means!'.

User: That Backup Kicker is starting a new thread?

Cleverbot: Lol! Well, that answer actually made sense for the question, if that's your politics.

User: No that's Schneeds job. Actually I was hoping we would get rid of the salary cap so we could trade him and Crazy Canuck to a Raiders forum.

Cleverbot: Oh. I've never talked to George, so I don't know if he's confusing.

User: Ever looked at the NFL salary cap? It makes nuclear physics look like remedial math.

Cleverbot: That doesn't really describe how I feel.

User: Tryfuhl's the same way. Nothing is ever good enough for him. Not even Tim Tebow.

Cleverbot: Sounds like psychology to me

User: It is.