MMQ: King Criticizes 'Skins' Offseason Moves

[Schneed10]

OK, you guys know how Peter King is always talkin about his daughters in his columns and how they're always playing softball and crap? Well we have to make it our collective mission here at the Warpath for some of us, one of us, any of us; to find out where Mary Beth King goes to college, pay a visit, get her loaded, hook up with her, and then write in to Peter telling him all about our tale of conquest.

[dirtbag2112]

YEAH...Peter King is SENILE. Don't buy into his rhetoric.

[Redskins_P]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

OK, you guys know how Peter King is always talkin about his daughters in his columns and how they're always playing softball and crap? Well we have to make it our collective mission here at the Warpath for some of us, one of us, any of us; to find out where Mary Beth King goes to college, pay a visit, get her loaded, hook up with her, and then write in to Peter telling him all about our tale of conquest.

If I can see a picture of her first...then I'll take one for the team. Get me drunk enough, I'll do it. Even if she's half of Peter Kings weight.

Maybe I can get her loaded enough to make her get a Redskins tatoo.

[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

OK, you guys know how Peter King is always talkin about his daughters in his columns and how they're always playing softball and crap? Well we have to make it our collective mission here at the Warpath for some of us, one of us, any of us; to find out where Mary Beth King goes to college, pay a visit, get her loaded, hook up with her, and then write in to Peter telling him all about our tale of conquest.

LOL - Well, just so you know, she's a freshman at Colgate and is on the Equestrian team.

From his February 21st column -

"Colgate Equestrian Note of the Week: Big moment Saturday. My first horse show of all time. The Zone II Region 3 Intercollegiate Horse Show at Skidmore College hard by the famed racecourse in Saratoga Springs (summer home of Bill Parcells and Texans owner Bob McNair), with 11 upstate New York colleges -- Colgate, Hamilton, Siena, Skidmore, etc. -- competing. Colgate frosh Mary Beth King's first horse show of all time."

[SmootSmack]

I think what Redskins_P would like to know is does she ride Side Saddle or Bareback?

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by smootsmack

I think what Redskins_P would like to know is does she ride Side Saddle or Bareback?

Well done, SS!

Colgate you say? ROAD TRIP!

[offiss]

Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

LOL - Well, just so you know, she's a freshman at Colgate and is on the Equestrian team.

From his February 21st column -

"Colgate Equestrian Note of the Week: Big moment Saturday. My first horse show of all time. The Zone II Region 3 Intercollegiate Horse Show at Skidmore College hard by the famed racecourse in Saratoga Springs (summer home of Bill Parcells and Texans owner Bob McNair), with 11 upstate New York colleges -- Colgate, Hamilton, Siena, Skidmore, etc. -- competing. Colgate frosh Mary Beth King's first horse show of all time."

Correct me if I am wrong but I believe P. King lives in Montclair N.J.? Which is about a half hour from where I live, I also use to race horses back in the day, so I just may be the man for the job.

here's what will do, I will disguise myself as a horse and infiltrate Colgate, I could be here first horse of all time. :headbange