Too FAT for Hooters?

[BDBohnzie]

You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

Fairfax Hooters = No hot chicks

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Fairfax Hooters = No hot chicks

lol we used to hit the Manassas one all of the time, drank nearly for free

helps when the waitresses are LEGITIMATELY flirting, but it's not as pretty to see

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

lol we used to hit the Manassas one all of the time, drank nearly for free

helps when the waitresses are LEGITIMATELY flirting, but it's not as pretty to see

Now I have probably not been in there since 2004, talking Fairfax, but it seemed like every waitress there dated a cop and it was a huge cop hang out place. Not necessarily a bad thing it was just odd the level of LEO there.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by mredskins

Now I have probably not been in there since 2004, talking Fairfax, but it seemed like every waitress there dated a cop and it was a huge cop hang out place. Not necessarily a bad thing it was just odd the level of LEO there.

the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

I was gonna say, my buddy and I played in a Hooters-sponsored charity golf tournament in the Richmond area, and the girls from the Richmond area Hooters were present. Half of them were knockouts, and there were only a couple baddies in the bunch.

They actually auctioned off the girls as caddies. If you paid enough, you got the girl of your choosing to ride along in the cart with you. She could putt for you, drive the cart, or otherwise just come along and look nice.

My buddy being the mature sort, asked our young lady to wash his balls on every hole. She was an 18 yo gymnast and former cheerleader, so we asked her to do some handstands on one of the tees. It was a good experience.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

I was gonna say, my buddy and I played in a Hooters-sponsored charity golf tournament in the Richmond area, and the girls from the Richmond area Hooters were present. Half of them were knockouts, and there were only a couple baddies in the bunch.

They actually auctioned off the girls as caddies. If you paid enough, you got the girl of your choosing to ride along in the cart with you. She could putt for you, drive the cart, or otherwise just come along and look nice.

My buddy being the mature sort, asked our young lady to wash his balls on every hole. She was an 18 yo gymnast and former cheerleader, so we asked her to do some handstands on one of the tees. It was a good experience.

3-0 fastball down the middle....

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

I always wondered what their attraction was to me.

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

I think you're definitely right about that one. I've been to Hooters in Tampa, Boca Raton, and Gainesville, and the women were for the most part really hot. My fiancee and I had burgers at the Hooters at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore last year, and even she had to comment at the lack of talent. An unattractive girl is one thing. An unattractive girl who is so overloaded with make-up because she's trying desperately to pull off the Hooters thing is another. Kinda gross.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?

[BDBohnzie]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?

Yeah man. I was sad as hell when I found out, as that was a great place to get some good food. It's been a few years now. The only one left in the DC area is in Columbia.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

Yeah man. I was sad as hell when I found out, as that was a great place to get some good food. It's been a few years now. The only one left in the DC area is in Columbia.

Columbia is the only one I have been too, that place rocks. I love the duck dish there.