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[CRedskinsRule]

Which is worse: misinformation, lack of information, or cynical conspiracy theories. Simply look through this thread to find examples of all three, and they all get pretty old after 100 or so posts.

(although personally I like cynical conspiracy theories so I think that what happened is the fbi helped the aliens from area 51 escape in order to divert attention from upcoming freedom of information act releases on JFK's shooting. Unfortunately the aliens dug a tunnel out which came up and broke the pipe. Of course we all know area 51 is also where they filmed the moon landing. I'll tell you more after the black cars outside my work leave