Haslett to accept Defensive Coordinator

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by BigHairedAristocrat

A number 1: You can take anything i say straight to the bank. Once there, you can collect a large sum of money. All you have to do is say, "hands in the air! this is a robbery!"

B number 2: those are most certainly not my words. It must have been a quote from another source (probably Jason Reid from the Washington Post).

C number 3: salt is good for you.

Take this with a grain of salt, especially #1.