Advice On Women Thread.

[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Per your usual, you're making a reasonable and sound argument. And I totally agree with you. But how do you know someone is marry material before you know? True, I'm not going to marry this girl but I'm not with anyone else either. So I'm kind of in no man's land.

It might not be until November before she figures out exactly where she'll end up.

This was a question I was wondering. Then one day I was at a bar (surprise surprise) with a buddy. the bar was empty except for us and the bartender we were cool with. then walks in this girl, she sits down starts pounding miller lites and is laughing and talking with the bartender whom she was friends with aswell.

im looking over at her and am like "damn, i wish that was my girl, cute, havin fun, not taking life to serious". i didnt mean a girl like that, i meant that girl. something inside of me just said thats the one right there for ya buddy.

at the time i was living with another girl, a total bitch. i tried breaking up with her many times to no avail, she was a she-devil. one day she said she was pregnant, had this black n white sonogram of a fetus in a picture frame engraved OTM's first baby. things just were not adding up. a few weeks later i found her invitro fertilization papers and kicked her out of the house.

a few weeks later, i was at that same bar, the miller lite girl was there, i took her out to dinner and since then we have been living together.

i guess my point is, and im sure you heard this before b/c i did, if you have to ask the question of "is this the one" or "how do you know", well then my friend, you already know the answer.

when you meet the one, you will know. she will knock you to the floor. you will have no doubts. your world, your life, your existence, what you want to do on any given night suddenly have the same answer. shes your world, your life, you exist to protect and grow old with her, your doing her on any given night.

thats where i am now. the whole kids thing is the next step. what we have now is perfect, i have ideas of watching my brothers and others with their kids and how that just gives two people who love each another, even more intense focus of that love . . . but man, freeak, screaming kids, no money for the honey, your life is suddenly about this lil baby that is a creation and extension of you and your lady. and all this lil love child does is scream and poop. then at 3-4 it gets all demanding. then at 13 it tells you it hates your guts every day. then at 18 it garnishes your wages so it can get drunk and party and say it is studying but the lil f'er is 200 miles away and you have no way of knowing. then it turns 21ish and suddenly loves you again.

[CRedskinsRule]

The LIFE CYCLE Presented By OTM

Originally Posted by over the mountain

...but man, freeak, screaming kids, no money for the honey, your life is suddenly about this lil baby that is a creation and extension of you and your lady. and all this lil love child does is scream and poop. then at 3-4 it gets all demanding. then at 13 it tells you it hates your guts every day. then at 18 it garnishes your wages so it can get drunk and party and say it is studying but the lil f'er is 200 miles away and you have no way of knowing. then it turns 21ish and suddenly loves you again.

[SBXVII]

Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

The LIFE CYCLE Presented By OTM

Well..... he's basically correct. I can't figure out the whole "18 and garnishing of wages" thing unless he's talking about college?

I had a discussion with my brother this weekend about how it's funny to hear 20 y/o's talking about working their butts off so they can retire at 40. lol. My fist thought was.... yeah nice thought, wait till they have kids, then it's all the school supplies, then it's a car, the insurance for the car, college, and god knows probably after college they will need cash here and there cause the market is not booming. My thought was, talk retirement all you want but you aint retiring. there will be too many bills later to retire.

EDIT: and I didn't even mention if they have girls they have to pay for the wedding. lol. I'm so glad I have boys. lol.

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by SBXVII

Well..... he's basically correct. I can't figure out the whole "18 and garnishing of wages" thing unless he's talking about college?

I had a discussion with my brother this weekend about how it's funny to hear 20 y/o's talking about working their butts off so they can retire at 40. lol. My fist thought was.... yeah nice thought, wait till they have kids, then it's all the school supplies, then it's a car, the insurance for the car, college, and god knows probably after college they will need cash here and there cause the market is not booming. My thought was, talk retirement all you want but you aint retiring. there will be too many bills later to retire.

EDIT: and I didn't even mention if they have girls they have to pay for the wedding. lol. I'm so glad I have boys. lol.

Wait until they get their first big pay check and find that uncle sam feels he knows how to spend their money better and takes 1/3 of their check. Then all that feel ggod stuff they thought was so great does not seem so great anymore to about 1/2 of them. Then they find out when they retire that uncle sam wants to tax their income that they have already paid taxes on once before. Or that their SS that was going to help them retire was spent on sgl. mothers with 5 kids from five different dads and is now running out.

[saden1]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

This was a question I was wondering. Then one day I was at a bar (surprise surprise) with a buddy. the bar was empty except for us and the bartender we were cool with. then walks in this girl, she sits down starts pounding miller lites and is laughing and talking with the bartender whom she was friends with aswell.

im looking over at her and am like "damn, i wish that was my girl, cute, havin fun, not taking life to serious". i didnt mean a girl like that, i meant that girl. something inside of me just said thats the one right there for ya buddy.

at the time i was living with another girl, a total bitch. i tried breaking up with her many times to no avail, she was a she-devil. one day she said she was pregnant, had this black n white sonogram of a fetus in a picture frame engraved OTM's first baby. things just were not adding up. a few weeks later i found her invitro fertilization papers and kicked her out of the house.

a few weeks later, i was at that same bar, the miller lite girl was there, i took her out to dinner and since then we have been living together.

i guess my point is, and im sure you heard this before b/c i did, if you have to ask the question of "is this the one" or "how do you know", well then my friend, you already know the answer.

when you meet the one, you will know. she will knock you to the floor. you will have no doubts. your world, your life, your existence, what you want to do on any given night suddenly have the same answer. shes your world, your life, you exist to protect and grow old with her, your doing her on any given night.

thats where i am now. the whole kids thing is the next step. what we have now is perfect, i have ideas of watching my brothers and others with their kids and how that just gives two people who love each another, even more intense focus of that love . . . but man, freeak, screaming kids, no money for the honey, your life is suddenly about this lil baby that is a creation and extension of you and your lady. and all this lil love child does is scream and poop. then at 3-4 it gets all demanding. then at 13 it tells you it hates your guts every day. then at 18 it garnishes your wages so it can get drunk and party and say it is studying but the lil f'er is 200 miles away and you have no way of knowing. then it turns 21ish and suddenly loves you again.

LOOOL....did she beat you too?

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

This was a question I was wondering. Then one day I was at a bar (surprise surprise) with a buddy. the bar was empty except for us and the bartender we were cool with. then walks in this girl, she sits down starts pounding miller lites and is laughing and talking with the bartender whom she was friends with aswell.

im looking over at her and am like "damn, i wish that was my girl, cute, havin fun, not taking life to serious". i didnt mean a girl like that, i meant that girl. something inside of me just said thats the one right there for ya buddy.

at the time i was living with another girl, a total bitch. i tried breaking up with her many times to no avail, she was a she-devil. one day she said she was pregnant, had this black n white sonogram of a fetus in a picture frame engraved OTM's first baby. things just were not adding up. a few weeks later i found her invitro fertilization papers and kicked her out of the house.

a few weeks later, i was at that same bar, the miller lite girl was there, i took her out to dinner and since then we have been living together.

i guess my point is, and im sure you heard this before b/c i did, if you have to ask the question of "is this the one" or "how do you know", well then my friend, you already know the answer.

when you meet the one, you will know. she will knock you to the floor. you will have no doubts. your world, your life, your existence, what you want to do on any given night suddenly have the same answer. shes your world, your life, you exist to protect and grow old with her, your doing her on any given night.

thats where i am now. the whole kids thing is the next step. what we have now is perfect, i have ideas of watching my brothers and others with their kids and how that just gives two people who love each another, even more intense focus of that love . . . but man, freeak, screaming kids, no money for the honey, your life is suddenly about this lil baby that is a creation and extension of you and your lady. and all this lil love child does is scream and poop. then at 3-4 it gets all demanding. then at 13 it tells you it hates your guts every day. then at 18 it garnishes your wages so it can get drunk and party and say it is studying but the lil f'er is 200 miles away and you have no way of knowing. then it turns 21ish and suddenly loves you again.

She is named the miller lite girl because she has a beer belly and always drinking miller lite? Sounds like a real catch.