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Old 08-13-2010, 01:21 PM   #1
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Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go??

If it makes you feel any better I have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.
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Old 08-13-2010, 01:27 PM   #2
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if it makes you feel any better i have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.

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Old 08-13-2010, 01:43 PM   #3
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If it makes you feel any better I have not had sex with my wife in 3 days. She has been out of town but still no sex. I did have some chick playing with my balls yesterday but that didn't count.
Wait, you have a chick on the side or are you pulling our leg?
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Wait, you have a chick on the side or are you pulling our leg?
Its not really a chick on the side because I did pay her.
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Its not really a chick on the side because I did pay her.
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Old 08-13-2010, 03:31 PM   #6
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Wait, you have a chick on the side or are you pulling our leg?
I figured someone would have remembered the Vasectomy Anyone thread. I had my first appointment yesterday and my luck would have it the practicing physician was a women. They made me sit in the freezing office for a 1/2 hours then she asked to check out my package.
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I figured someone would have remembered the Vasectomy Anyone thread. I had my first appointment yesterday and my luck would have it the practicing physician was a women. They made me sit in the freezing office for a 1/2 hours then she asked to check out my package.
LOL! That's great
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I figured someone would have remembered the Vasectomy Anyone thread. I had my first appointment yesterday and my luck would have it the practicing physician was a women. They made me sit in the freezing office for a 1/2 hours then she asked to check out my package.
We've been trying hard to forget about that.
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Old 08-13-2010, 03:40 PM   #9
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We've been trying hard to forget about that.
Yet here we are talking about it again. The tilt of the Parking Lot has been disturbing lately.
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Old 08-13-2010, 03:48 PM   #10
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We've been trying hard to forget about that.
So does that mean I should not do the web cast of the procedure?
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