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Old 08-15-2010, 12:21 PM   #1
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Re: Haynesworth starting to "like" the 3-4 defense now (ESPN)

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He has no choice...the mind is designed to find positives in things so it can avoid icky feelings. Did Fat Albert really lose weight? i can't tell.
Albert almost got his knees taken out and looked like he went airborne trying to dodge it or something after one of his plays. Got up just fine.

And Howard Green has won the molasses award last game. Made Ryan Fitzpatrick look like Chris Johnson.
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Old 08-15-2010, 06:41 PM   #2
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Albert almost got his knees taken out and looked like he went airborne trying to dodge it or something after one of his plays. Got up just fine.
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he should,he has the freshest set of legs on the defense after missing ....what 12 practices.
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he should,he has the freshest set of legs on the defense after missing ....what 12 practices.
Ah, but he was so fat and slow and out of shape, no way he could have been coordinated to dodge. Dude, he's A BIG FAT BLACK MAN. AGILITY? LOLno. FATAL BERT.
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Ah, but he was so fat and slow and out of shape, no way he could have been coordinated to dodge. Dude, he's A BIG FAT BLACK MAN. AGILITY? LOLno. FATAL BERT.

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"Drink Responsibly" doesn't mean 16 is o.k. Go to bed.
Sorry, I'm not fond of alcohol.
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Well I don't know..... I mean if he's a Big Fat Black Man himself then he can get away with saying it. But..... if he's some white dude....

then by all means he was way out of line, totally outrageous, over the top, he never should have called AH "Fatal Bert."
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Well I don't know..... I mean if he's a Big Fat Black Man himself then he can get away with saying it. But..... if he's some white dude....

then by all means he was way out of line, totally outrageous, over the top, he never should have called AH "Fatal Bert."
Sorry, my comment was meant tounge-in-cheek as a mockery of those WHO STILL mock Albert despite seeing him CLEARLY more athletic and probably in better shape than either MR. Molasses Howard Green or "I can't run two 50 yard sprints" Terrence Cody. Yet, simply because he skipped mandatory minicamps and failed to complete the conditioning test promptly, many folks give off the air that they PERCEIVE Albert to be this clumsy loser who drags his ass like a turtle with their comments and I wouldn't be damn surprised if simply his physique and enounciation plays a part in said folks forming said viewpoints along with a "sucking up to daddy and then play the bully" complex with regards to Shanahan.

Actually, I have a love-fest with brainy football players like Suh or that Titans corner who majored in physics because they can understand stuff like calculus just like I can.
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