More Haynesworth Drama? Big Al Sounds Off After Ravens Game

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To answer my own question:
From medicinenet

What is rhabdomyolysis?

Rhabdomyolysis (RAB-DOE-MY-O-LIE-SIS) is the rapid destruction of skeletal muscle resulting in leakage into the urine of the muscle protein myoglobin.

What causes rhabdomyolysis?

Rhabdomyolysis has many causes. Some of the common ones include:

* muscle trauma or crush injury,

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* prolonged lying down on the ground ...

come on, you can't tell me there aren't a Million and one jokes forming just from that one line