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Old 10-15-2010, 04:28 PM   #1
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Congratulations!

I actually found out yesterday also that four of my wife's cousins (well in two cases their wife) are expecting too in the spring...something in the water I guess
It wasn't the water. It was that we all found the most pleasant and effective way to kill time while waiting for football season to begin.
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Old 10-15-2010, 08:24 PM   #2
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It wasn't the water. It was that we all found the most pleasant and effective way to kill time while waiting for football season to begin.
This should be an NFL commercial.
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:12 AM   #4
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Congratulations!

I actually found out yesterday also that four of my wife's cousins (well in two cases their wife) are expecting too in the spring...something in the water I guess
Just found out now it's 5 cousins. Three of us got married in the same month. Now we're due the same month
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Old 10-24-2010, 08:12 PM   #5
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Just found out now it's 5 cousins. Three of us got married in the same month. Now we're due the same month
More news today. 6 cousins now. Crazy
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More news today. 6 cousins now. Crazy
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:02 AM   #7
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More news today. 6 cousins now. Crazy
That is kinda nuts. At least maybe sometimes you can do huge joint birthday celebrations!

My cuz and I had our babies within 20 days of each other.
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Old 12-18-2010, 11:52 PM   #8
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Just found out now it's 5 cousins. Three of us got married in the same month. Now we're due the same month
I just saw this thread. Congrats, that's crazy news.
My wife and I are expecting our first child (a boy) on March 9th.
My oldest brother and his wife are expecting their first child in the first week of April; another brother and his wife are expecting their third child the same week; and another brother and his wife are expecting their first in July. It's crazy; four sisters-in-law all expecting. Can't wait.
Of course, my boy probably won't be a Redskins fan. My wife is a life long Giants fan, so we agreed to settle on a third team; possibly the Jets.
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Old 10-17-2010, 01:58 PM   #9
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Congrats man. My 3rd is due in Feb.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:07 PM   #10
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AWESOME SMOOT!!! Great news. Trust me you are ready. It is great. I was just as scared and probably more nervous then you are and everything has turned out to be so awesome! Being a dad is wonderful stuff and amazing, i am six weeks in and love my little girl so much.
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Old 10-24-2010, 08:12 PM   #11
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AWESOME SMOOT!!! Great news. Trust me you are ready. It is great. I was just as scared and probably more nervous then you are and everything has turned out to be so awesome! Being a dad is wonderful stuff and amazing, i am six weeks in and love my little girl so much.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:47 PM   #12
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Wow...SmootSmack...insanity.


Your family can have some fun party games at the first birthday party at least:
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:03 PM   #13
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Re: Are You Ready to be a Dad?

Well, was reading that "where the F youve been thread" and someone mentioned the baby daddy thread and I figured id find it and chime in.

Mr. and soon to be Mrs. OTM tentatively have a child on the way. still very early, we are guessing conception was around July 10th - ish.

I didnt need to see the double red line pee stick to know she was pregnant.

When she started refusing shots people would buy for us was the first clue for me. When she said "sherbert and pickles" in the same sentence at the grocery store i had all the confirmation i needed.

i am very scared but very excited. im 32 going to be 33 in august, really need to get my act together and this is the perfect reason. im going to stop all that crap i should have stopped doing a while ago and get my career back to where it should be.

i wanted to break the news in a long winded story narrative but im lazy. we are going to get free pregnancy care through the state of maryland and since we are dealing with balt city it should make for some funny stories such as yesterday when we went to sign her up (on balt ave of all places with the red light district and crack heads and heroin addicts doing the lean).
the lady behind the desk said we needed proof of pregnancy (among other things). my lady pulls out the pee stick. the lady said "ohh no no no" we need something from a doctor. my lady says i cant see a doctor until i get coverage and thats why im here". the lady so "ohh that makes sense, ok hold on..."

i may make a blog, with pics and all that jazz. i like writing about my life and experiences with a focus on the absurd parts.
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:57 PM   #14
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Well, was reading that "where the F youve been thread" and someone mentioned the baby daddy thread and I figured id find it and chime in.

Mr. and soon to be Mrs. OTM tentatively have a child on the way. still very early, we are guessing conception was around July 10th - ish.

I didnt need to see the double red line pee stick to know she was pregnant.

When she started refusing shots people would buy for us was the first clue for me. When she said "sherbert and pickles" in the same sentence at the grocery store i had all the confirmation i needed.

i am very scared but very excited. im 32 going to be 33 in august, really need to get my act together and this is the perfect reason. im going to stop all that crap i should have stopped doing a while ago and get my career back to where it should be.

i wanted to break the news in a long winded story narrative but im lazy. we are going to get free pregnancy care through the state of maryland and since we are dealing with balt city it should make for some funny stories such as yesterday when we went to sign her up (on balt ave of all places with the red light district and crack heads and heroin addicts doing the lean).
the lady behind the desk said we needed proof of pregnancy (among other things). my lady pulls out the pee stick. the lady said "ohh no no no" we need something from a doctor. my lady says i cant see a doctor until i get coverage and thats why im here". the lady so "ohh that makes sense, ok hold on..."

i may make a blog, with pics and all that jazz. i like writing about my life and experiences with a focus on the absurd parts.
Congratulations! That's great to hear. So when is she due then?
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^ Congrats, man!
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