Laughter is the Best Medicine

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Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"



Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.



The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.



Q. Which is more valuable, a dollar bill or the Dallas Cowboys?
A. A dollar bill - you're guaranteed to get four quarters out of it!



Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!