Laughter is the Best Medicine

RedskinRat · 03-17-2005, 01:02 PM

If we're doing jokes.....

Teacher in a NY Kindergarten asks the kids in class what their father does for a living. "Miss" says Jimmy "My father is a truck driver. He transports goods to other states". "Very good" says the teacher. "Miss" says Suzie "My Daddy is a police officer, one of NY's finest". "That's wonderful" says the teacher. "Miss" says Billy "My father is a stripper in a gay bar. He also sleeps with men for money". "Billy, go to the Principals office, right now!"
The teacher recounts the conversation to the Principal and the Principal looks sternly at Billy and says "Billy, why would you say such a thing? Is it true?"

Billy says "No, actually he's the starting QB for the NY Giants, but I was too ashamed to say".

03-17-2005, 01:02 PM	#5
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Laughter is the Best Medicine If we're doing jokes..... Teacher in a NY Kindergarten asks the kids in class what their father does for a living. "Miss" says Jimmy "My father is a truck driver. He transports goods to other states". "Very good" says the teacher. "Miss" says Suzie "My Daddy is a police officer, one of NY's finest". "That's wonderful" says the teacher. "Miss" says Billy "My father is a stripper in a gay bar. He also sleeps with men for money". "Billy, go to the Principals office, right now!" The teacher recounts the conversation to the Principal and the Principal looks sternly at Billy and says "Billy, why would you say such a thing? Is it true?" Billy says "No, actually he's the starting QB for the NY Giants, but I was too ashamed to say".

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