It's F'ing Friday!

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Tomorrow I'll be attending our 4th Annual Outdoormen Beer Competition. I think I described this last year, but every year I get more excited for it.
Basically, we go camping and compete in 10 events, most of which involve beer in some way.

1) Chug 2 cans of beer for time
2) Hatchet toss
3) T-Hold: hold two 18 packs straight out at your side while someone else feeds you beer. Best time wins but if you don't finish the beer you get a time penalty.
4) Caber toss
5) The Rally: basically run about 50 to 100yrds through the woods, kill a beer, then run back
6) Kill a beer, crush the can, hit it as far as you can with a golf club
7) Giant rock toss
8) 10' circle on the ground with 2 beers in it. Put on a blindfold, find and drink the beer for time.
9) Log pull
10) Das Boot

I've grown out my beard, bought a ton of beef jerky, and I'm ready to go!!!