The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

I'm trying to bring pwnage into my office. Damn I just pwned that client! I totally pwned that conference call.

How is that a win-win for you and the client? You'd be better served integrating a team based, holistic approach to client engagement. Remember we need to stay in lockstep with our competitors who are currently acquiring all of the low hanging fruit. Filter your leads into prospects and integrate them into our customer base. We need to make better use of our human capital and go green. Think over what I have said and then we'll touch base at Charlie's Topless Bar.