I'm Never Eating Fast Food Again

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I bet it tasted like chicken. Think about it. There's a guy who works for a meat packing plant and when hes walking to work he looks down and says damn theres a half of finger. He puts it in his pocket and starts to think of what to do with his new found toy. When he gets to work he throws it in with the ground beef and say damn I just made somone a millionaire.