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Old 11-18-2010, 02:57 PM   #1
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My wife promised a BJ for everyday a quit smoking. Its been its been 283 days and she is behind like 282 BJ's. Oh well.
BJs are basic wifely duties and they are non-negotiable. You better man-up before she forces you to start wearing the skirt in the house.
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Old 11-18-2010, 07:43 PM   #2
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BJs are basic wifely duties and they are non-negotiable. You better man-up before she forces you to start wearing the skirt in the house.
Amen.
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Old 11-19-2010, 12:12 PM   #3
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BJs are basic wifely duties and they are non-negotiable. You better man-up before she forces you to start wearing the skirt in the house.

Are you even married?
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Old 11-19-2010, 01:06 PM   #4
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BJs are basic wifely duties and they are non-negotiable. You better man-up before she forces you to start wearing the skirt in the house.
Boy do you have allot to learn when you finally get married.
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Boy do you have allot to learn when you finally get married.

He is always throwing out marriage advice yet not married, hmmm...
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He is always throwing out marriage advice yet not married, hmmm...

One does not have to have killed a man to know how to kill a man as evident by the fact that there are lots of first time murderers out there in the world.
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One does not have to have killed a man to know how to kill a man as evident by the fact that there are lots of first time murderers out there in the world.
But one has to have been married to know that it does not work out the way we think it will go. Many a man has tried and many have failed. Your just the next in line to give it a try. Of course this does not apply to my wife.
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But one has to have been married to know that it does not work out the way we think it will go. Many a man has tried and many have failed. Your just the next in line to give it a try. Of course this does not apply to my wife.
It's all in your expectation. If you expect peaches and cream for life you're going to have tough time eating the occasional sour grapes.
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