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Old 04-06-2005, 06:12 PM   #15
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Re: Jokes - Sort of

santa enters the room from the fire place , he sees a good looking lady wearing a robe. the lady asks "santa could you stay for a while" . "ho, ho ,ho santas got to go, got alot of presents to deliver you know" santa replies. the woman unties her robe, exposing a little skin, and asks santa again if he would stay. "ho, ho, ho santas got to go, got alot of presents to deliver you know" santa again replies. the lady then removes her robe, lays down on the couch butt naked and spreads her legs wide open. she then asks santa again if he would stay. santa looks at her and says "hay, hay, hay santas got to stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way".
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