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Old 02-23-2011, 04:48 PM   #1
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I wanna know a SAFE, and HARMLESS way to give somebody bad diarrhea. I work with someone who is disgusting about flatulence, and I want to teach them a lesson they will never forget.

I am not interested in poisoning someone for obvious reasons, but i am wondering if there is a safe but effective way to do it.....
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Old 02-23-2011, 04:57 PM   #2
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I wanna know a SAFE, and HARMLESS way to give somebody bad diarrhea. I work with someone who is disgusting about flatulence, and I want to teach them a lesson they will never forget.

I am not interested in poisoning someone for obvious reasons, but i am wondering if there is a safe but effective way to do it.....
I would think any kind of laxative would work, especially if the person doesn't actually need it. You need NYCSkin to chime in, I'm pretty sure he (possibly she, no offense one way or the other) is a doctor.
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:47 PM   #3
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I would think any kind of laxative would work, especially if the person doesn't actually need it. You need NYCSkin to chime in, I'm pretty sure he (possibly she, no offense one way or the other) is a doctor.
Just don't go overboard or you can make them sick.
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Old 02-23-2011, 10:48 PM   #4
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I wanna know a SAFE, and HARMLESS way to give somebody bad diarrhea. I work with someone who is disgusting about flatulence, and I want to teach them a lesson they will never forget.

I am not interested in poisoning someone for obvious reasons, but i am wondering if there is a safe but effective way to do it.....
You can put a squirt of eye drops in there coffee.
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Old 02-23-2011, 11:10 PM   #5
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You can put a squirt of eye drops in there coffee.
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