2011 Redskins Free Agents Rumors and Reports-Part 3

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Originally Posted by GMScud

I agree we should sign a few more guys on the lines, and we probably will, but when looking at Cofield, Bowen, and Chester- there's a good chance all 3 of them are week 1 starters. Bringing in 3 new starters isnt exactly neglecting trench warfare.

Agreed. I just wish the FO would humor me with a couple extra bodies up front on the off chance of signing a diamond in the rough. At this rate though with the skilled players I'm expecting to read a tweet like this.

@RichCampbell - Skins have now signed every available Free Agent Running Back and Receiver eligible for Free Agency.

@RichCampbell - Skins have signed Ukranian Receiver Mikel Udarich and Antartic Running back Samoe Taleio.

@RichCampbell - Skins visit local high schools claiming to be looking for Receivers and Running Backs.

@RichCampbell - Skins go to Pee Wee championship in Disney to scout RB's and Wideouts. 11 year old Mike Waters looked promising, Shanahan said he had the type of vision thats ideal for his system.

@RichCampbell - Skins go to local hospitals baby ward throwing things at babies to see who can catch. Say competition helps everyone.

@RichCampbell - Skins visit local sperm bank, hope to bread receivers and running backs.

@RichCampell - Skins visit paleontology department at Oxford. Claim to be looking for past organisms in the evolutionary cycle that could be bread as receivers and running backs

@RichCampbell - Skins build space ship for recruiting trips to other worlds looking for receivers and running backs.

@RichCampbell - Skins study string theory. Hope to recruit receivers and running backs from parallel universes.