Rex reporting for duty!

[mooby]

Originally Posted by NC_Skins

Rex: So yo johnny boy, I hear you having troubles with the deep ball.

Beck: Well, I missed on a few and..

Rex: Step back son, let me show you how this is done.

Rex: Yo Hank, **** that slant route bro, we going deep!!

There's no way we don't get to at least the NFCCG with Sexy Rexy at the helm. This guy's so good he can take an armchair nap, have sex with 5 different women, smoke a cigarette, call his friends to tell him how it ain't no thang but a chicken wang, eat a light lunch, and make sure his shoes are tied before throwing deep for a touchdown, all in the span of 10 seconds.

Where Brett Favre is known as the gun slinger, Sexy Rexy is known... as the Cumslinger! Impregnating bitches just by glancing at the awesomeness that is a Rex Grossman pass. You can't stop it. You can't hope to contain it. You can only become mezmorized by the beauty of it.