Super Happy Fun Thread!

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Originally Posted by over the mountain

Kinda disappointed in SE baltimore right now . .nothing WTF happened lately it seems . .the best i could find besides robbers putting a knife to a 4 month old babies throat and a guy trying to stab his mom with scissors . . I promise if the police blotter doesnt produce something funny next week im hitting the streets..

100 block S. Broadway, Sunday, Aug. 7, 12:12 a.m.: A woman told police that a man she didn’t know bought her a case of beer for her birthday. When she tried to go back into a bar he got angry and hit her over the head with two of the beer bottles, causing cuts to her face and head.

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