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[JoeRedskin]

Originally Posted by fanarchist

So, just to clarify. By this logic a team that is ranked 32nd in passing, and 32nd in rushing is considered a "balanced attack".

You have a stunning grasp of the obvious.

Of course, no one would refer to such a team as having a "balanced offense" as that term generally has positive connotations. Such a team's offense would just be called "awful" but, in fact, they would be equally awful at rushing the ball and passing it and, thus, they would be balanced.

BTW - I made reference only to fanarchist's weaseling. Although at times fanarchist does seem to be a weasel bitch, I certainly intended no gender related characteristics to be inferred. If the weasel reference was offensive to any actual mustelidea mustelinea mustela among my fellow posters, I sincerely apologize for alluding to the negative aspects of your character traits. I promise to be less linear and more elusive in the future.