QB Apocalypse: The Seventh Sign

[NM Redskin]

Originally Posted by mbedner3420

Was this before or after he showed you his penis?

I had to show him mine. I can't believe the things I do for the Warpath.

[mbedner3420]

Originally Posted by NM Redskin

I had to show him mine. I can't believe the things I do for the Warpath.

More like the things people will do anonymously on chat roulette

Fact: one third of people on chat roulette are masturbating.

[NYCskinfan82]

Originally Posted by mbedner3420

I Ran Into Jim Haslett and We Talked QB Draft - Hogs Haven

Interesting QB discussion with Jim Haslett. Seems to confirm much of what Smoot has been saying. On a side note, JH is a massive blabbermouth. You'd think that would be pretty confidential stuff...

If this is true we might be looking for a new DF coordinator, I'm sure BA & MS are not going to be happy with JH's gums flapping.

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by NYCskinfan82

If this is true we might be looking for a new DF coordinator, I'm sure BA & MS are not going to be happy with JH's gums flapping.

First thing that came to my mind when I saw this story was the possibility that Haslet may have had a few adult beverages when approached by this blogger. Not stinking drunk mind you but enough to loosen him up. And if that was the case then it could have easily been worse.

[mbedner3420]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

First thing that came to my mind when I saw this story was the possibility that Haslet may have had a few adult beverages when approached by this blogger. Not stinking drunk mind you but enough to loosen him up. And if that was the case then it could have easily been worse.

Who is that clip of? Too blurry to tell...

[MTK]

Originally Posted by mbedner3420

Who is that clip of? Too blurry to tell...

It's Jerry Jones drunk off his ass

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by mbedner3420

I Ran Into Jim Haslett and We Talked QB Draft - Hogs Haven

Interesting QB discussion with Jim Haslett. Seems to confirm much of what Smoot has been saying. On a side note, JH is a massive blabbermouth. You'd think that would be pretty confidential stuff...

It was also somewhat irresponsible "reporting"

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by mbedner3420

I Ran Into Jim Haslett and We Talked QB Draft - Hogs Haven

Interesting QB discussion with Jim Haslett. Seems to confirm much of what Smoot has been saying. On a side note, JH is a massive blabbermouth. You'd think that would be pretty confidential stuff...

This is legit. I've posted that a few other insiders from ES that I follow have been saying the same things for quite some time now. I'm really disappointed that this "fan" would run to go have this posted on his blog so he can get his 15 minutes of fame. If Shanny/JH told me some inside info, I'd shut my ****ing mouth or at the most share it with you guys. This guy's job isn't to be a reporter so there is no need to publicly publish this stuff.


I hate bloggers. Everybody wants to be one. HEY YO CHECK OUT MY BLOG!

[Dirtbag59]

Per Adam S.

Q: With the Super Bowl now over, talk this offseason will surely focus on Peyton Manning. Where do you think he will land? Any chance that he goes to Minnesota or San Francisco?

-- Herbert (Iowa)

A: No, Herbert, Minnesota and San Francisco will not be in play. Remember, Manning will pick his team even more than it will pick him. Minnesota can't offer as much as other teams, and San Francisco will not pursue Manning when it wants to re-sign Alex Smith. The team that is the favorite in my mind to land Manning is Miami. The Dolphins can offer warm weather and a favorable contract, and the team has been screaming for a franchise quarterback since Dan Marino left. Make Miami the favorite for now. But we've already seen what being a favorite meant to New England in this Super Bowl.

Q: What are the chances Washington moves up in the draft to the No. 2 spot to draft Robert Griffin III? What price would they need to pay in order to do this?

-- Jimmy (New Mexico)

A: Good question, Jimmy. It's hard to say the exact chances, but there's a chance. A lot will be defined by whether Washington can sign a free-agent quarterback such as Manning, Matt Flynn or Kyle Orton. If it cannot, the need to trade up for Griffin becomes even greater. But a team that loves Griffin -- be it Cleveland, Washington or Miami -- should make the jump to No. 2 to get him if it believes in him enough. I'd have to check the draft chart for trades, which I don't have handy, but I'm guessing for Washington to go from the sixth pick to the second is going to cost this year's and next year's first-round choices. If Washington or Miami can get to that spot for less than that, it should do it.

Originally Posted by mbedner3420

I Ran Into Jim Haslett and We Talked QB Draft - Hogs Haven

Interesting QB discussion with Jim Haslett. Seems to confirm much of what Smoot has been saying. On a side note, JH is a massive blabbermouth. You'd think that would be pretty confidential stuff...

So basically it's between RGIII and Peyton. Maybe Orton.

[skinsfaninok]

Why orton now when we had a shot at him last year?

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by skinsfaninok

Why orton now when we had a shot at him last year?

I only mention Orton because nothing bad was said about him in that interview. Basically positives were given to Luck, RGIII, and Peyton. Negatives were assigned to Flynn, Foles, Tannehill, and the other rookie QB's. Nothing was said of Orton and since we have discussed him lately I guessed that would be a point in his favor.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

I only mention Orton because nothing bad was said about him in that interview. Basically positives were given to Luck, RGIII, and Peyton. Negatives were assigned to Flynn, Foles, Tannehill, and the other rookie QB's. Nothing was said of Orton and since we have discussed him lately I guessed that would be a point in his favor.

Nothing was said of Cousins either....or Mark Sanchez!!!

But really, what are the odds of this happening?

Dirtbag: Are you Jim Haslett?

Haslett: Yes I am

Dirtbag: So tell me, what are we going to do at the QB position

Haslett: Have a seat, let me tell you our thoughts on each QB

That said...it's all true.

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Nothing was said of Cousins either....or Mark Sanchez!!!

But really, what are the odds of this happening?

Dirtbag: Are you Jim Haslett?

Haslett: Yes I am

Dirtbag: So tell me, what are we going to do at the QB position

Haslett: Have a seat, let me tell you our thoughts on each QB

That said...it's all true.

This is NOT how it happened.

Dirtbag: Nǐ hǎo nǐ shì jímǔ·hā sī lì tè

Haslett: (да это я, кто вы) Da, eto ya Kto ty

Dirtbag: Juste un ami

Haslett: 0101010111001011

Dirtbag:

Haslett: -.- --. ..- -- - ... .-. . -.--- .-.-..-

Dirtbag: nuqDaq ta' SoH pol [the] yuch

[diehard]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

This is NOT how it happened.

Dirtbag: Nǐ hǎo nǐ shì jímǔ·hā sī lì tè

Haslett: (да это я, кто вы) Da, eto ya Kto ty

Dirtbag: Juste un ami

Haslett: 0101010111001011

Dirtbag:

Haslett: -.- --. ..- -- - ... .-. . -.--- .-.-..-

Dirtbag: nuqDaq ta' SoH pol [the] yuch

Ahhh, I see.

[SirClintonPortis]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag59

This is NOT how it happened.

Dirtbag: Nǐ hǎo nǐ shì jímǔ·hā sī lì tè

Haslett: (да это я, кто вы) Da, eto ya Kto ty

Dirtbag: Juste un ami

Haslett: 0101010111001011

Dirtbag:

Haslett: -.- --. ..- -- - ... .-. . -.--- .-.-..-

Dirtbag: nuqDaq ta' SoH pol [the] yuch

If I weren't so hetero, my mancrush on you would have become a crush.

But just a couple things. You forgot a ma (吗) to indicate that you are asking a question and since Haslett is a respected person, it should be nin (您) instead of ni 你. (IMEs are great)

Disclaimer: I'm NOT a fluent speaker in Chinese and had to take classes in high school to learn some of it. I'm also not trying to show off.