2012 Redskins Free Agency Tracker

[skinsy]

Check out this Yahoo reporter and Eagles fan's take of the NFC East signings so far. Eagles Rivals Haven't Done Much in Free Agency: A Fan's View - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Must be frustrating when all you do is overpay DeSean...

[Swarley]

Originally Posted by skinsy

Check out this Yahoo reporter and Eagles fan's take of the NFC East signings so far. Eagles Rivals Haven't Done Much in Free Agency: A Fan's View - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Must be frustrating when all you do is overpay DeSean...

He calls the Orton signing higher profile than Carr and then goes on to say that we signed Meriweather to a 5 year deal... and that it's one of the biggest signing (the other being Garcon)

Why would they allow a random hack share his thoughts?

[SFREDSKIN]

Whitehurst back to SD, I guess he didn't like the rain. Can't blame him.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by skinsy

Check out this Yahoo reporter and Eagles fan's take of the NFC East signings so far. Eagles Rivals Haven't Done Much in Free Agency: A Fan's View - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Must be frustrating when all you do is overpay DeSean...

The bolded part above is why I have no interest in reading their article. Since I'm bored and I have a little time to kill I will allow myself to write an article about the rest of the NFC East's free agent signings.

Redskins Rivals: An Overview Of Why They Still Suck; From a Redskins Fans Perspective.

So far in free agency, my favorite team, the 5 time World Champion Washington Redskins, have made moves consistent with filling areas of need. These include a couple wide receiver signings, and a renovation project in Brandon Meriweather that fills a pressing safety need. Now I could sit back and talk about why I think these are the greatest free agent signings in the history of forever, but I prefer to let the results speak for themselves. Instead we are here to discuss the moves our division rivals have made, and whether they will improve their respective teams this season.

First off, our main rivals, the Cowboys. The Cowboys have signed Kyle "derp" Orton, also known as Neckbeard, the Ortonator, and the guy benched for Tim "46% completion rate" Tebow. I don't care enough about that group of losers to comment on the rest of their free agent signings, but rest assured they all suck, and will continue to suck, for as long as Jerry Jones is owner.

Next off, it's the 2011 Offseason World Champion Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles finally stole our strategy last year, signing big names to big deals in the hopes of making a Super Bowl run, but alas their hopes were dashed only 5 games into the season when it became clear that they suck. So far this offseason the Eagles have stayed quiet in the shithole known as Philly, too ashamed to come out of their shitty apartments to talk about free agency after the way it burned them last offseason. Andy "Walrus" Reid is still in charge, so we have no doubt they will continue to suck again this season.

Finally, we're onto the New York "Derpball" Giants. I'm not sure but I believe they have signed their punter to an extension, which as we all know is the most important move a team can make. They are coming off a Super Bowl winning season, but we all know that doesn't count because it came in a lockout season. Eli is still the most derptastic qb in the league, and rest assured the rumors of Coughlin being fired will continue once they get off to a cold start, because NY is quite the fickle town.

So, in conclusion, all of the Redskins rivals suck, and WOOOO GOOO REDSKINS! ROBERT GRIFFIN III SUCK IT BITCHES! This completely unbiased article is the work of one completely unbiased Redskins fan. Thank you for reading it today.

[SBXVII]

Originally Posted by mooby

Redskins Rivals: An Overview Of Why They Still Suck; From a Redskins Fans Perspective.

Next off, it's the 2011 Offseason World Champion Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles finally stole our strategy last year, signing big names to big deals in the hopes of making a Super Bowl run, but alas their hopes were dashed only 5 games into the season when it became clear that they suck. So far this offseason the Eagles have stayed quiet in the shithole known as Philly, too ashamed to come out of their shitty apartments to talk about free agency after the way it burned them last offseason. Andy "Walrus" Reid is still in charge, so we have no doubt they will continue to suck again this season.

You forgot one very important issue.... no one takes their OL guru and moves him to DC. The Eagles proved last year that it will not work and it didn't. One would think Reid would have learned his lesson and moved his boy back to OL and hired an actual DC but alas he chose not to do it. He's so stuborn about wanting to prove that he can make right decisions that he refuses to see how bad it really was. Ladies and gentlemen prepare yourself for some more "9-Wide". Prepare yourself for a bad OL. Prepare for the Skins to leap frog the Eagles in 2012 and leave the Eagles sitting in 3rd place of the NFCE.

[SirClintonPortis]

Originally Posted by skinsy

Check out this Yahoo reporter and Eagles fan's take of the NFC East signings so far. Eagles Rivals Haven't Done Much in Free Agency: A Fan's View - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

Must be frustrating when all you do is overpay DeSean...

Yahoo! is filth no matter what subject their reporters cover.