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Old 06-05-2012, 01:59 PM   #1
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:30 PM   #2
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How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.
Is it like being at the movies and having to hear people snack on popcorn the whole time?
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:35 PM   #3
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How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.
She must be related to Scruffy from Futurama

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Old 06-06-2012, 12:31 PM   #4
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How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.
A big bag? If so, please never post photos of her.
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:11 PM   #5
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:53 PM   #6
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A big bag? If so, please never post photos of her.
No that's the kicker, it was just a small lunch sized bag.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:29 PM   #7
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No that's the kicker, it was just a small lunch sized bag.
Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:50 PM   #8
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Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.
I thought the same thing! I am pissing myself with laughter reading your post.
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:21 PM   #9
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Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.
I cannot confirm nor deny... so it's possible
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:36 AM   #10
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I cannot confirm nor deny... so it's possible
get in there and get the answers
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