Home Depot Battle Royale

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by firstdown

So what the hell are you going to do with that?

Well, it's a bricklayer's hammer as per description but I do a lot of demo work so, it works for me.

The smooth back end, as opposed to a claw end as Monkeydad asked, is good for prying and just outright badass-ery.

Or I could just keep it under the pillow in case some fool is so fast he makes it past the super loud alarm system, the .45 under my bed, .22 on the dresser, and the 12 gauge Stevens behind the door, and somehow makes it into the bedroom, where I have enough time to jump up, pull, and sink it into his friggin forehead.

Damn, I'm hammered. Is there still a drunk thread? I should Mod that, obv, seeing as how I am always plastered and posting.