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Old 07-20-2012, 03:12 PM   #1
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:17 PM   #2
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

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The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.

You should put this sticker over it and see how long it stays on:



I kind of want to get a 0.6 sticker, but they dont make them yet.
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:59 AM   #3
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Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?

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The somewhat overweight girl in my office that brags about her 13.1; which I am fairly positive she walks almost all of them; yet looks down on non-runners.
Ask her what her time is and then tear her down from there.

The hardest-hitting reply would be the pseudo-compliment..."that's not a bad time for someone of your size (or substitute weight)".

I'm not one for insulting fat people out loud, to their faces...but she's asking for it with her attitude.

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I remember SS bringing this up a while ago, but not sure if it was in this thread, and my search didn't help. Either way, the discussion was about wives/gf/family members trying to act knowledgeable about sports. Anyway, me, my friend, my dad, and my dad's gf were at the house today watching the Nats game, when Roger Bernadina singled home Sandy Leon to take the lead, and my dad's gf goes "Ooooh a home run!" lolllll. I had to restrain myself from cracking up on the spot.

You should have yelled "TOUCHDOWN!" Everyone else hopefully would have understood.
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