Clinton Portis To Announce Retirement

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Paintrain

Yeah, he will go into the Hall of Very Good.. I would like to see him remain engaged with the team somehow.. Man, imagine the booth (eventually) with him, Smoot and Cooley providing commentary.. Couldn't understand a word they say with Portis mumbling, Smoot's accent and Cooley rambling but what we did hear would be damn entertaining!

That would be amazing.

Also, Randel El as sideline reporter. Couldn't return a punt but he's one charismatic speaker and handsome dude.