Breaking it Down - Skins @ Giants

[Mechanix544]

I say Eli stinks it up today, and tosses 8 INTs and gets sacked 11 times, fumbles it 5 times. He also has one of his punts blocked, drops and INT and get 13 facemask penalties. He also will get flagged for unnecessary nudity when he moons the fans after getting pulled in the 2nd quarter, but more importantly, he dislocates both of his shoulders while dropping trou, effectively ending his season. The Giants trade Eli Manning in the offseason to the Chargers for Philip Rivers. Eli Manning is so depressed, he jumps the border into Mexico, and becomes a flamenco dancer in Ciudad Juarez (his apparent disguise while he heads the largest of the drug Cartels in Juarez). He gets arrested soon after by mexican marines, his photo plastered all over the mexican newpapers. He blames the Washington Redskins defense THIS DAY to his fall from grace and ultimate demise.

Ultimately, Eli gets sentenced to watch reruns of Brian Orakpos Geico commercials while cooling off in a cell in a prison in the middle of the mexican desert.

The End.

[NC_Skins]

I"m sure several others have said this, but here are a few key points that need to happen for us to win this game.

1) OL has to have a near perfect game against their outstanding front 4.

2) Our DL/OLB have to get pressure on Eli or he'll eat up our secondary.

3) On offense, we need to establish the run so that the play action can be affective.

[RedskinRat]

Originally Posted by Mechanix544

I say Eli stinks it up today,<snip>

The End.

Tequila fueled prediction? I like it!