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Big C · 06-14-2004, 09:36 PM

too much info riggo lol

SmootSmack · 06-16-2004, 12:31 AM

Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle?

Dave Butz Baby! · 06-16-2004, 12:35 AM

Chris Rock.

Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy?

JWsleep · 06-16-2004, 01:46 AM

Richard Pryor.

Redd Foxx or Bill Cosby?

Dave Butz Baby! · 06-16-2004, 09:52 AM

Bill Cosby! I had all those records when I was a kid... "Why is There Air?", "To My Brother Russell With Whom I Slept", "Is Started Out as a Child"... I loved the go cart racing/Green Hornet/William Tell music but my favorite line from his stuff was...

For the first five years of my life I thought my name was Jesus Christ. I'd be walking and trip and fall. My dad would yell "Je-sus Christ! Can't you walk?"

Question: Birds or Bees?

SKINSnCANES · 06-16-2004, 10:46 AM

lol, birds or bees huh. I guess as long as you do it like they do on the discovery channel.

New Question: Does Sean Taylor make a mistake like Ed Reed his rookie year. I beleive Reed picked a ball off and ran in the wrong direction if I remember correctly. You guys might have to help me with the big mistake Reed made as a rookie, I think thats what it was though

SmootSmack · 06-16-2004, 11:03 AM

I don't remember that but I'm sure if Taylor did the same LaVar wouldn't hesitate to knock him down before he did any real damage

New Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dave Butz Baby! · 06-16-2004, 11:05 AM

Because he was stuck in the chic....

Oh never mind.

Question: Is this the greatest joke of all time or what?

"A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop."

RedskinRat · 06-16-2004, 11:46 AM

No, Mr. Butz, it most certainly isn't.

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other. "Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!" "My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

SmootSmack · 06-16-2004, 11:58 AM

That's reallly funny Rat! Here are a couple more

A man walks into a bar...ouch!

In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that window over there and come up those stairs in just 2 seconds."

Guy #2 doesn't believe him so he says, "I'd like to see you try!" Then Guy #1 jumps out the window and appears at the top of the stairs in just under 2 seconds. Guy #2 is flabbergasted.

Guy #1 then bets that he can jump out the window and come up the stairs with a beautiful woman in his arms. Guy #2 says, "That's impossible!" .

Guy #1 says, "You just watch." He does it and Guy #2 is really impressed but thinks: "Hey, this guy is really drunk so if he can do it, so can I."

He decides to try to show up this other guy and he jumps out the window. He splats himself all over the sidewalk.

Guy #1 watches him plummet to his messy death, laughs to himself at his own triumph, and walks back to the bar and resumes his seat. The bartender says, "Superman, you're really a jerk when you're drunk!"

New question: Best book you ever read?

RedskinRat · 06-16-2004, 01:47 PM

Great effort SS.

The Magus by John Fowles or any book by Terry Pratchett.

q: Best National Park?

SmootSmack · 06-16-2004, 02:16 PM

Great Effort?? Thanks I guess, though I'm not sure if you meant it was funny or at least I tried. Great effort sounds akin to "she has a really nice personality" But thanks for the compliment either way

It's probably not the best National Park but Great Falls is right in my backyard and it's my favorite place to go and just unwind

New question: Who plays you in the movie about your life? (can't be you...did I ask this one already?)

skinsfanthru&thru · 06-16-2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smootsmack

Great Effort?? Thanks I guess, though I'm not sure if you meant it was funny or at least I tried. Great effort sounds akin to "she has a really nice personality" But thanks for the compliment either way

It's probably not the best National Park but Great Falls is right in my backyard and it's my favorite place to go and just unwind

New question: Who plays you in the movie about your life? (can't be you...did I ask this one already?)

kevin smith

if you had the oppurtunity to own any nfl team other than the skins would u or could u do it whole heartedly?

Big C · 06-16-2004, 04:28 PM

yes i would, it would be difficult but fun also

Who is going to win the national title game this season in college football

skinsfanthru&thru · 06-16-2004, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big C

yes i would, it would be difficult but fun also

Who is going to win the national title game this season in college football

usc is gonna repeat if williams is let back onto the team.

worst line heard when breaking up with someone or being rejected?

06-16-2004, 12:35 AM	#3
Dave Butz Baby! Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reston, VA Age: 56 Posts: 450	Chris Rock. Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy? __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

06-16-2004, 01:46 AM	#4
JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 57 Posts: 4,719	Richard Pryor. Redd Foxx or Bill Cosby? __________________ Hail from Houston!

06-16-2004, 09:52 AM	#5
Dave Butz Baby! Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reston, VA Age: 56 Posts: 450	Bill Cosby! I had all those records when I was a kid... "Why is There Air?", "To My Brother Russell With Whom I Slept", "Is Started Out as a Child"... I loved the go cart racing/Green Hornet/William Tell music but my favorite line from his stuff was... For the first five years of my life I thought my name was Jesus Christ. I'd be walking and trip and fall. My dad would yell "Je-sus Christ! Can't you walk?" Question: Birds or Bees? __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

06-16-2004, 10:46 AM	#6
SKINSnCANES Pro Bowl Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Age: 44 Posts: 5,455	lol, birds or bees huh. I guess as long as you do it like they do on the discovery channel. New Question: Does Sean Taylor make a mistake like Ed Reed his rookie year. I beleive Reed picked a ball off and ran in the wrong direction if I remember correctly. You guys might have to help me with the big mistake Reed made as a rookie, I think thats what it was though __________________ "I'm used to winning, coming from the University of Miami. " Clinton Portis

06-16-2004, 11:03 AM	#7
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	I don't remember that but I'm sure if Taylor did the same LaVar wouldn't hesitate to knock him down before he did any real damage New Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-14-2004, 09:36 PM	#1
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 40 Posts: 4,453	too much info riggo lol

06-16-2004, 12:31 AM	#2
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-16-2004, 11:05 AM	#8
Dave Butz Baby! Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reston, VA Age: 56 Posts: 450	Because he was stuck in the chic.... Oh never mind. Question: Is this the greatest joke of all time or what? "A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop." __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

06-16-2004, 11:46 AM	#9
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	No, Mr. Butz, it most certainly isn't. A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other. "Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!" "My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly "Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!" "Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help."

06-16-2004, 11:58 AM	#10
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	That's reallly funny Rat! Here are a couple more A man walks into a bar...ouch! In the bar at the top of the Empire State Building there are two men sitting together. Guy #1 says to Guy #2, "I bet you that I can jump out of that window over there and come up those stairs in just 2 seconds." Guy #2 doesn't believe him so he says, "I'd like to see you try!" Then Guy #1 jumps out the window and appears at the top of the stairs in just under 2 seconds. Guy #2 is flabbergasted. Guy #1 then bets that he can jump out the window and come up the stairs with a beautiful woman in his arms. Guy #2 says, "That's impossible!" . Guy #1 says, "You just watch." He does it and Guy #2 is really impressed but thinks: "Hey, this guy is really drunk so if he can do it, so can I." He decides to try to show up this other guy and he jumps out the window. He splats himself all over the sidewalk. Guy #1 watches him plummet to his messy death, laughs to himself at his own triumph, and walks back to the bar and resumes his seat. The bartender says, "Superman, you're really a jerk when you're drunk!" New question: Best book you ever read? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-16-2004, 01:47 PM	#11
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Great effort SS. The Magus by John Fowles or any book by Terry Pratchett. q: Best National Park?

06-16-2004, 02:16 PM	#12
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Great Effort?? Thanks I guess, though I'm not sure if you meant it was funny or at least I tried. Great effort sounds akin to "she has a really nice personality" But thanks for the compliment either way It's probably not the best National Park but Great Falls is right in my backyard and it's my favorite place to go and just unwind New question: Who plays you in the movie about your life? (can't be you...did I ask this one already?) __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-16-2004, 04:28 PM	#14
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 40 Posts: 4,453	yes i would, it would be difficult but fun also Who is going to win the national title game this season in college football

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