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Old 05-05-2022, 11:36 AM   #1
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If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05...1471651690966/
lol how does BS like this even make the news
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Old 05-05-2022, 11:51 AM   #2
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If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me.....
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05...1471651690966/
“Last couple years have been kind of tough, and so this is just like a solid win for the travel industry, for taxidermists everywhere," Poulsen said”

^when I say we are gonna get through it…this is what I’m taking about. I think that family with the rapper up in Maryland should think about taxidermy.


Anyways, what’s up with comedians under attack. Dude had a knife

https://abc7.com/dave-chappelle-atta...bowl/11817178/

Dave Chappelle attacked: Video shows moment suspect tackles comedian at Hollywood Bowl

This coulda gone really bad. I’m serious
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Old 05-05-2022, 01:07 PM   #3
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“Last couple years have been kind of tough, and so this is just like a solid win for the travel industry, for taxidermists everywhere," Poulsen said”

^when I say we are gonna get through it…this is what I’m taking about. I think that family with the rapper up in Maryland should think about taxidermy.

A solid win is questionable. Winning off the field? Definitely
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Old 05-05-2022, 12:00 PM   #4
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No joke Chapelle could have been seriously hurt or worse. Damn... Dave's security crew fucked that guy up and deservedly so

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Old 05-05-2022, 12:02 PM   #5
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No joke Chapelle could have been seriously hurt or worse. Damn... Dave's security crew fucked that guy up and deservedly so
Crazy and scary stuff. Glad Dave is OK.

Man, comedy, is going to die off really fast.
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Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.
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Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.
Did he give you a deal on your Insurance?
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Old 05-12-2022, 08:39 AM   #8
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Did he give you a deal on your Insurance?
Nope, but he was pretty reasonable about hopping into the red solo cup and accepting whatever his fate was.
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Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.
Gecko or anole?
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Gecko or anole?
I never heard of an anole before, but upon review of Bing images, that is what it looked like.

I guess it was an anole.

I knew it wasn't a lizard, so I just assumed gecko.

Learn something new every day.

Go Noles! Go Anoles!

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That is an anole. Reason I asked was my parents told me invasive mediterranean geckos are now in the area. Was curious.
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Hmmm which Commanders Post member is most likely to lose over 1,000 pounds of cocaine?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/swiss...b0b7c8f0839b9f

I think Chico and Jamf would be my front runners but SS has been missing for a month.
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Old 06-01-2022, 03:59 PM   #14
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Re: WTF thread

Jury awards Johnny Depp $15 million in damages in libel suit against Amber Heard

Pay up now Amber Heard!

Johnny needs some blow

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...-jury-verdict/
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Old 07-01-2022, 12:15 PM   #15
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https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/camper...ium=SocialFlow

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1542795409466314763

Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’

Waking up to this is some Dante-9 gate of hell-shit. Fuck that
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