The Never Ending Thread

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by angryssg

For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor.

Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by angryssg

As you guys and girl may very well know already, the server for this site went down last night.

I was wondering what happened. I was expecting to see posts from quake about him wanting to string me up by my toenails for falling asleep again or something.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.

My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.

Well, there are always those complications...I am talking about the average pregnancy.
Trust me, I know about wierd pregnancies...I lost a daughter to one and almost a wife.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.

Hand to hand combat, some guys fight like sissies, but understandable when its life or death. But it happens in training occaisionally.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.

Gee you think? After all of my children, I had no idea.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Gee you think? After all of my children, I had no idea.

But your numbers refected a person that was in constant pain...they are not. So if you knew it, you should have tailored the numbers accordingly or made a side note that said does not include when they are not having labor pains...or something like that. That's all I'm saying.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by jsarno

But your numbers refected a person that was in constant pain...they are not. So if you knew it, you should have tailored the numbers accordingly or made a side note that said does not include when they are not having labor pains...or something like that. That's all I'm saying.

I was giving women the benefit of the doubt. They needed all of the help that they could get in those numbers.

[KLHJ2]

You know what this forum needs. A "Verbal Kombat" thread. That way whenever somebody wants to get into a heated discussion with somebody else they can go there. It would help maintain topic integrity on the threads. Hell they can argue on this thread if they would like.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by angryssg

You know what this forum needs. A "Verbal Kombat" thread. That way whenever somebody wants to get into a heated discussion with somebody else they can go there. It would help maintain topic integrity on the threads. Hell they can argue on this thread if they would like.

Hey man, don't be pimpin out the thread. This is a place to kick back and hang out.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Hey man, don't be pimpin out the thread. This is a place to kick back and hang out.

I just wanna make sure that I get my money man!

[GMScud]

Nice one angry. That's my favorite family guy episode.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by GMScud

Nice one angry. That's my favorite family guy episode.

Yes, that is my favorite as well. I love television violence in cartoons. everytime I watch that I lagh my ass off. It never seems to get old.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

GM. Angryssg how are you?

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

GM. Angryssg how are you?

I would tell you, but you really do not want or need to know. For shits and giggles Im fine.