The Never Ending Thread

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by jsarno

It's not too many commas, my version should be correct (although yes, I did forget the apostrophe.) I have been away from proper english for a while, but i am fairly certain it would require those commas.

oh shut up with the commas.

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

How about this: If Jiimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he do it?

Your GF already had that one. You're offering me a used sig quake?

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Your GF already had that one. You're offering me a used sig quake?

I forgot, but she never gets on so you can use that or what about this:

If there is oxygen in water, then why cant we breathe it?

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Eh, I'm no quitter!

Damn it man! Don't take the easy way out, be strong!

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Damn it man! Don't take the easy way out, be strong!

I read somewhere that smoking causes cancer.

[KLHJ2]

LB how about "I am a woman, whats your excuse?"

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Your GF already had that one. You're offering me a used sig quake?

You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

I forgot, but she never gets on so you can use that or what about this:

If there is oxygen in water, then why cant we breathe it?

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by jsarno

You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"

I was thinking that but it is used up how about: Why is it called a pair of pants if there is only one.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by jsarno

Damn it man! Don't take the easy way out, be strong!

I am going to quit, its just a matter of when.

The messed up thing is that I didnt start smoking until my first tour in Kuwait. I was 20.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

I read somewhere that smoking causes cancer.

That's interesting...cause I read that too!

However, I did read that smoking "hippie lettuce" is a cancer inhibitor.

[RobH4413]

Man, this thread is amazing...

anything exciting happening on this wild and crazy thursday night?

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Or "guns dont kill people kill people"

"Maybe it is just me but I swear that is wasn't there yesterday"

[Lady Brave]

Originally Posted by jsarno

You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"

Nevermind. Promise me you guys will keep your day jobs.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by angryssg

LB how about "I am a woman, whats your excuse?"

Or, Damn straight child birth hurts, you got a problem with that?