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Old 10-13-2006, 04:38 PM   #1
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

"Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright"

OMG loling so hard that was the best article ever
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:46 PM   #2
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

he is one of the best, u know how i know?

u never hear his name, which means he doesn't mess up
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Old 10-13-2006, 06:55 PM   #3
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LOLOLOLOL. Oh my god, that his hilarious.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:57 PM   #4
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

that was probably the funniest shit i ever read

i read it aloud to my wife and she and i both cried we l;aughed so hard....

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Old 10-13-2006, 10:25 PM   #5
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"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox"

Was by far my favorite line.
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:30 AM   #6
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was awesome... I had to stop reading because I kept tearing up from laughing... I woke up the baby...

Thanks for that!
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:16 AM   #7
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

:l aughing-


im still fucking laughing at that letter

'you mean to say that i couldnt even fall on a kick in my direction? That i would just let it hit me in the fucking face? Fuck you, john.'


Priceless
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:04 PM   #8
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

That was awesome. I noticed it earlier also, every year in fact.
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Only one of these guys ratings makes sense
Carolos 83 ovr?
Dockery still at 79
Salavae 71
K Campbell 66
Jimoh 64
Albright 53-- hehehe absolutely.
http://www.thewarpath.net/madden-nfl...ayer-team.html
I had no problem with it. That was 8/10/06...

I wonder if that Really was a real letter. Its bad enought being a flaming redhead, but to be Ethan must really take the cake.
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:08 PM   #9
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....

Priceless. But what does Ethan's writer really expect? He snaps footballs to a kicker or punter. I think Ethan is more talented bending over from the times he grabs his ankles that he made a career out of it. Maybe him and Madden had a red head love affair and his ratings are payback, but when you look at Ethan Madden is justified.
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