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Mr. Brightside
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Leesburg, VA
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
"Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright" OMG loling so hard that was the best article ever
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The Starter
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: round the way
Age: 43
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
he is one of the best, u know how i know?
u never hear his name, which means he doesn't mess up
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Playmaker
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
LOLOLOLOL. Oh my god, that his hilarious.
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Richmond VA
Age: 40
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
that was probably the funniest shit i ever read
i read it aloud to my wife and she and i both cried we l;aughed so hard.... thanx
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Thank You, Sean.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Gaithersburg, MD
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
"Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox"
Was by far my favorite line.
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Assistant Regional Mod
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Carbondale CO
Age: 46
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was awesome... I had to stop reading because I kept tearing up from laughing... I woke up the baby... Thanks for that!
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Richmond VA
Age: 40
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() :l aughing-![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() im still fucking laughing at that letter 'you mean to say that i couldnt even fall on a kick in my direction? That i would just let it hit me in the fucking face? Fuck you, john.' Priceless
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The Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community
Age: 46
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
That was awesome. I noticed it earlier also, every year in fact.
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I had no problem with it. That was 8/10/06... I wonder if that Really was a real letter. Its bad enought being a flaming redhead, but to be Ethan must really take the cake.
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The Starter
Join Date: May 2006
Location: B-More, the backdoor for the Redskins Community
Age: 46
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Re: Ethan Albright writes to John Madden ....
Priceless. But what does Ethan's writer really expect? He snaps footballs to a kicker or punter. I think Ethan is more talented bending over from the times he grabs his ankles that he made a career out of it. Maybe him and Madden had a red head love affair and his ratings are payback, but when you look at Ethan Madden is justified.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. --Jack Handy Deep Thoughts |
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