The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Big C

guys...its the onion...

I knew that...but there ARE people who are this nutty in real life too.

McDonald's for example. Why TRY to make a fast food place healthier...if the people who walked in their doors cared about their health in the first place, they'd eat somewhere that didn't have a deep fryer and a grill that EVERYTHING gets cooked on together. It funny when they find out that chicken strip salad actually had MORE calories than a burger.

Then there's the people who eat tofu everything...that crap molded into the shape of turkeys, burgers, hot dogs, PUKE.