One night to live...

SmootSmack · 04-19-2007, 08:57 AM

Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-19-2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

SmootSmack · 04-19-2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.

Yeah, I had to drop some "obvious" clues. I knew either you or TMC would get it though. Would you have a backseat tryst with Ms. Krabapple?

724Skinsfan · 04-19-2007, 09:04 AM

I'd move to the Arctic Circle because the night's are longer up there. I'm not going without a fight.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-19-2007, 09:36 AM

Man, when I was a preteen, those lingerie pics of Ms. Krabapple. Hubba hubba.

And don't say ANYTHING to me about cartoons. EVERYONE wanted a piece of Ariel back in the day and she didn't even have a human lower torso!

Schneed10 · 04-19-2007, 09:41 AM

Take the family down to Georgia, sneak onto Augusta National and play a round with my father and brothers. Afterwards, sit down to a nice dinner together with all of the family. After that, put the baby and the dog in the bed with my wife and I, and just enjoy the last moments together as a family.

Sorry for the mushy family crap, but at least the playing Augusta part is cool!

Sammy Baugh Fan · 04-19-2007, 09:50 AM

Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace

MTK · 04-19-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sammy Baugh Fan

Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace

I thought you'd work some BBQ in there somewhere.

SmootSmack · 04-19-2007, 10:13 AM

I'd fire up that DeLorean of mine and go back in time...then it wouldn't be my last night

Sammy Baugh Fan · 04-19-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I thought you'd work some BBQ in there somewhere.

lol
Takes too long.
Maybe grill a fat steak would fit in there after the doobie.
lol

peace

Monkeydad · 04-20-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sammy Baugh Fan

Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace

I think you may want to re-oder that list, mainly talking to Jesus AFTER the last few things.

GhettoDogAllStars · 04-20-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

I think you may want to re-oder that list, mainly talking to Jesus AFTER the last few things.

No way. I'd love to fire up a doobie, crack a beer, and jam out with Jesus!

jsarno · 04-21-2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GhettoDogAllStars

No way. I'd love to fire up a doobie, crack a beer, and jam out with Jesus!

In my heaven, I have all the doobie's I want and all the hot women I want...so I can wait for those...I'm sure he has a higher grade weed than I can imagine anyway.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-19-2007, 09:53 AM

I'd fight a ****ing bear!

dmek25 · 04-19-2007, 10:23 AM

grillz, congrats on 2000. this is really a tough one. maybe do like a quick farewell tour. try to visit as many of my friends and family as i can. then settle in with my wife and kids, have a really nice dinner. and remember the good times.

04-19-2007, 08:57 AM	#1
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04-19-2007, 09:04 AM	#4
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TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: One night to live... Man, when I was a preteen, those lingerie pics of Ms. Krabapple. Hubba hubba. And don't say ANYTHING to me about cartoons. EVERYONE wanted a piece of Ariel back in the day and she didn't even have a human lower torso! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 46 Posts: 12,458	Re: One night to live... Take the family down to Georgia, sneak onto Augusta National and play a round with my father and brothers. Afterwards, sit down to a nice dinner together with all of the family. After that, put the baby and the dog in the bed with my wife and I, and just enjoy the last moments together as a family. Sorry for the mushy family crap, but at least the playing Augusta part is cool! __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

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04-19-2007, 10:13 AM	#9
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04-19-2007, 10:23 AM	#15
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 64 Posts: 10,672	Re: One night to live... grillz, congrats on 2000. this is really a tough one. maybe do like a quick farewell tour. try to visit as many of my friends and family as i can. then settle in with my wife and kids, have a really nice dinner. and remember the good times. __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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